Grandma Droniak Shares Message For Her Funeral: 'I Slayed Every Day'
By Melanie VanDerveer on June 18, 2023 at 7:30 PM EDT
"I slayed every day, and now I'm gonna lay every day."
Grandma Droniak is preparing her friends and followers for the day she's no longer slaying. The 93-year-old viral TikToker wants to make sure her funeral goes off without a hitch, so she created a video she wants played at her funeral with some important messages.
Grandma Droniak Shared A Video She Wants Played At Her Funeral On Social Media
Droniak, known to her nearly 10 million TikTok followers as a spunky grandma with tons of life advice and great stories, is trying to soften the blow for her fans when she passes on. She makes light of death often and wants to prepare everyone the best she can.
"Play this video at my funeral. Thanks for coming, everyone," she began her video. "There's probably a lot of people here, so have fun. If you're crying, stop being a baby. Find a tissue and move on."
She told everyone she doesn't want them to be sad, because she lived a long life.
"I slayed every day, and now I'm gonna lay every day. I hope you slay while I decay," she continued. "And Bertha better not be here. If she's here, kick her out right now."
Droniak's followers know the beef she's got with Bertha. She's made it clear in many videos that Bertha is not allowed at her funeral. On many videos, fans have left messages saying not to worry, they'll take care of Bertha.
She then had a message specifically for Bertha and her ex, George.
"I'm gonna haunt you, Bertha, and my ex George better leave," she continued. "I know he's here. I'm gonna haunt him too."
Her final message to everyone attending her funeral is that she hopes everyone drinks up and gets drunk.
"You better take a shot for me," she said. "Love you all."
Grandma Droniak's Followers Left Messages Of Reassurance In The Comment Section
Her followers have her back! Many of them left comments of reassurance for her on the Bertha situation.
"Remember 'BERTHA IS NOT INVITED,'" one person wrote, to which Droniak replied, "Don't let her in no matter what."
Another fan wrote, "Bertha is in Trouble 🤣🤣🤣."
One follower said she'll take on the job of ensuring Bertha is not there. "I would like to appoint myself as the official Bertha kicker outter please and thank you."
Some took to the comments to ask just what Bertha did to Droniak. Others commented that Bertha tried to steal her man.
In one of Droniak's pinned videos that shares the rules for her funeral, she left a video response in the comments to fill everyone in on the Bertha situation.
"I never gossiped my entire life and I don't wanna start now, but I will tell you one thing. I cut Bertha out of my life for a long time," she said. "She was not a good person. She was trying to talk to my husband and I didn't like that either because she's a troublemaker. She tried to copy off whatever I wore and had to wear it too."
Droniak continued to explain that Bertha is jealous that she's a celebrity now. She then reminded everyone once again that Bertha is not invited to her funeral.