Kris Jenner Brings Martini Mayhem To Khloe Kardashian's 38th Birthday Party!
By MLC on June 28, 2022 at 6:15 PM EDT
Kris Jenner turned UP and OUT for Khloe Kardashian’s 38th birthday party.
Over the weekend, the Koko’s fam-damily got together at Jenner’s brand new mansion for one epic dinner party.
Kim, Kourtney and Rob Kardashian were all in attendance as well as Khloe’s BFF Malika Haqq. The momager and her boyfriend, Corey Gamble, were also in attendance.
Kris Jenner Obsesses Over Khloe On Her Birthday
In true Jenner form, she gave a highly inebriated speech about her love for her daughter. Luckily, Kim got it all on camera.
Jenner looked super chic in an oversized green, floor-length dress with green sparkling jewels to match.
Khloe opted for a Barbie pink mini-dress to which Jenner called her “little b***h Barbie.”
Obviously, Jenner said it playfully and didn’t mean anything rude by it. She was feeling nothing but love for her daughter.
During her dinner speech with a dirty martini in hand, the matriarch said, “So, I know I’m a little wasted and a little green, but what I want to say is how f***ing in love with you Khloe Kardashian.”
Koko responded, “Thank you,” through giggles.
As you can imagine, Jenner wasn’t finished speaking.
Kris Stumbles & Slurs During Birthday Speech
“You are a rock star in my eyes. You are the queen of our family; you are the person who is looking at the la...” she said stumbling over her words. “Glass half full.”
Jenner then got a case of the giggles and was too overcome with laughing to finish her speech. During her giggle fit, she nearly lost her martini and Corey had to help her set it down.
“I just want to say how much I love you and I’ve had way too much to drink tonight, but we’re here because we love you. You make our heart go pit-pat,” she said before trailing off and slurring her words.
Kim panned the camera over to Khloe and Malika who were hysterically laughing.
Malika posted several throwback photos of her and Khloe together some from 22 years ago.
She captioned one photo, “Just a couple kids in 2000,” and the other, “So wrong but it felt so right.”
Caitlyn Jenner, who was not in attendance, also shared a throwback photo of herself when she was known as Bruce Jenner and Khloe from her wedding to Lamar Odom.
“An intelligent business woman! I am honored to have been a part of your life and send you nothing but love every day xoxoxoxo,” Caitlyn captioned the photo.
Khloe responded by sharing it to her IG Story and wrote, “Awwwwwww memories. I love you I loved this day.
Plenty of the Good American co-founder’s friends and family members shared memories of her to honor her 38th lap around the sun.
Kim Widened Her SKIMS Private Area Just For Khloe!
Kim also gave her sister the gift of a lifetime… wider vagina areas in her SKIMS shapewear!
During an episode of “The Kardashians” on Hulu, Koko complained to her sister about the smallness of SKIMS’ private area.
Khloe compared the SKIMS private part area to a “sliver.”
“You know the bodysuit [with] ruching?” Khloé said to Kim during a lunch outing on their TV show. “I’m wearing it right now, and it’s amazing. But it’s a sliver — it is supposed to just cover my c**t?”
While the comment was absolutely hilarious, Khloe did bring up a good point.
“The vagina needs a little more fabric,” she added, saying the garment needed to be “a little wider.”
Kim responded by joking that Khloe has a “big puss.”
Fans of Koko may know that she infamously made fun of her camel toe for years on their former E! network show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
Kim heeded her sister’s advice and recently released a brand new SKIMS design made just for her sister.
On Thursday, June 24, Kim uploaded multiple videos to her Instagram Story revealing the exciting news.
“Khloe you would be so proud. I’m in a full SKIMS shapewear meeting and guys we are making the vagina part in the body suit thicker, wider,” she said adding, “we’re changing a few things for all of the comments and questions that you guys have been asking for for a long time.”
She captioned the video, “Khloe Kardashian it’s your lucky day!!! I’m in a SKIMS meeting and we’re going to widen the shapewear bodysuit vagina area just for you #TheKhloeKut.”