Britney Spears is either vacationing in Las Vegas, again or can’t seem to get it out of her system as she recently uploaded some (honeymoon?) videos of her in her favorite city in the world. In one, she first featured a Robert Pattinson ‘deep fake’ dancing to Katy Perry, before she took over but with a rant.
This was after the toilet paper earrings and before the peek into the colorful world of Vegas but fans are happy that Britney is having the time of her life, even though she feels she “sucks”!
Britney Spears Has Upgraded To Pearl Toilet Paper?
Rather tongue in cheek, Britney first uploaded a picture of miniature pearl earrings, shaped like toilet paper rolls. Given that now the COVID toilet paper crisis is over, everyone seemed to have a good laugh at the picture which the “Toxic” singer captioned, “Pearl baby toilet paper 😳🧻 !!! I think I’ve upgraded 😂.”
The earrings were from Licia Beads, and the maker was suitably blown away that Britney posted a picture of her product, so they celebrated it with another Instagram post.
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But it seems Britney is back in Las Vegas, lighting it all up.
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And Paris Hilton loves it, as she wrote, “Love @area15official! 😍 👽 I went there for my bachelorette weekend!🥰”
Deep Fake Robert Pattinson With A Serious Message
Post the toiler paper came the real stunner. Britney posted a video of Robert Pattinson, rather a deep fake of him, dancing to Katy Perry’s “Firework”, before she took over the dancing bit with Cade Hudson, her agent.
Along with the dance, came another heartfelt rant from Britney’s end, talking about how the conservatorship had left her behind the times. Britney’s insecurity and vulnerability are there for all to read as she writes:
“Do you know how many times I literally wanted to crawl in a hole and feel like an idiot while looking at social media 📱 ??? These women with a style game and hot bodies … shit !!! The excitement of fast shooting 📷 with edits these days … In my conservatorship, each shot in my videos was like 4 years !!! My last commercial I did with @elizabetharden I went into a studio with a girl with the exact same reading glasses 👓 I had !!! I did somewhat of a fast edit … so I’m well aware by saying “f**k it” and leaving the whole system behind…”
The video is funny but Britney’s caption is not, as she again mentions how she was not even allowed to take a Tylenol if she had a headache.
She continued writing, “I am sure it looks like a huge fail dancing in my garage or having a huge hole in the wall from burning down my gym … but the truth is the path of doing shows in Vegas … the responsibility of so many people … well I got older and the restrictions on just being human having to call a doctor for permission to get Tylenol for a headache made me lose it 🤯 … for a headache !!! I was literally losing it … I still lose it … I lose my phone 3x a day, can’t find my shades 🕶 when they are on top of my head … I’m human and I do my best !!! I know I completely suck most of the time but I still try my best.”
Fans rushed to reassure the 40-year-old with comments like:
“We love you the way you are❤️ and you do NOT suck at all, you’re amazing and inspiring”
“I’m so glad you are free and I’m so sorry those years were taken from you. I hope the future is nothing but free.”
“Britney you do not suck at all! You have always done the absolute best you can with the situation you were in. Give yourself more credit! You are STRONG and a f***ing superwoman, you inspire us!”
Why Is Britney Spears Dancing To Katy Perry?
Fans were rather surprised at her song choice, given that in 2017, Katy Perry took a dig at Spears’ mental health. At the time, she had her hair done in bleached blonde and while talking about her hair, Perry said, on the red carpet, no less, “It’s the last color in the spectrum that I can do, I’ve done all of them and the only thing left to do is shave my head which I’m really saving for a public breakdown. I’m down for that.”
The whole shave my head reference came from Britney Spears’ 2007 meltdown where she shaved her head in public, much to the delight of the paparazzi.
Later Petty made similar comments while speaking to Ryan Seacrest.
Katy Perry “that’s called taking care of your mental health” “& I haven’t shaved my head yet”. I know ppl are gonna go in on this 😬 #GRAMMYs pic.twitter.com/dGlmyJwdfc
— Tristan Spears (@Tristan_Spears_) February 13, 2017
Some fans loved the fact that Britney danced to Katy Perry and also mentioned her in the caption, writing, “It’s a hard world but we’re all fireworks as @katyperry says…”
But not everyone seemed as forgiving as one fan wrote, “You should’ve dragged Katy Perry too! She’s dragged you until she had her fall from grace!”
Of course, they were also surprised to see a Robert Pattinson deep fake, writing, “Did she post a deep fake of Robert Pattinson lmfao?”
Here’s Britney Spears’ “dancing like Batman” while Sam Asghari wonders, “I wonder where all of my shirts go? 🤔”
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