Ashton Kutcher Gets Hazed By Wife Mila Kunis, He Calls Her 'The Worst!'

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are giving Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively’s playful, married jokes a run for their money.

If you’re already thinking to yourself, ‘Is this another non-showering, gross body hygiene story?’ The Blast is here to tell you, ‘NO!’

This story revolves around wine, French accents and married people arguing.

Kutcher and Kunis are currently promoting their brand of wine called Outside Wine.

In a promotional video for the wine published to Kutcher’s Instagram account, the “No Strings Attached” star does his best French accent to sell fans on their wine.

Let’s just say he needs to hire an accent specialist.

Kutcher starts off saying, "Bonjour! Comment allez-vous. It iz I, Ashton Kutcher, at Chateau Fancy as F—k.”

#AccentStruggleCity

"We are here today to tell you about ze new, amazing Outside Wine. It iz a cab — OK," he continued before laughing and breaking character.

He continued his spiel in his regular voice saying, “I’ve always been a huge fan of Paul Newman. I…,” he is immediately cut off by Kunis’ belly laugh and her saying, “What a transition babe.”

The “Just Married” actor says to his wife, “Are you hazing me off-screen?”

Kunis replies no and Kutcher attempts to start his speech completely over, once again with a French accent.

She cuts him off right away and directs him to start at the part about Paul Newman.

“Are you directing me? Are you the f***ing cameraman or the director?” Kutcher asks laughing.

Kutcher goes on to tell the story behind the wine which they launched during quarantine.

“In the middle of the global pandemic Mila and I launched a wine called Quarantine Wine where we managed to raise a million dollars to give away to charity,” he explained. “We were blown away by the love and support everybody gave us. But, we also thought to ourselves, ‘Maybe this is something we could do and should do going forward a la Newman’s Own.’”

While trying to explain the name of the wine, Outside Wine, Kunis interjects and Kutcher says, “you’re the worst cameraman, director ever.”

Going to take a wild guess and say maybeeeee Kutcher had a bit too much wine prior to filming. I mean, the bottle in his hand is more than half-way empty.

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