Cincinnati Bengals QB Joe Burrow Is Your Girlfriend's Favorite Player

One step away from returning to the Super Bowl, Joe Burrowhas the world at his fingertips, and the way he does it is with one cool moment after another. To be Joe Burrow is to be the coolest NFL QB going today!

Many have said it, but it is indeed a fact. Joe Burrow is cool. There is no denying it. He’s cooler than Fonzie with two thumbs up. He’s the coolest quarterback in the NFL by a mile. Football hasn’t seen a signal caller this drippin’ with swag since Broadway Joe Namath was wearing his iconic fur coat. While defining what cool is pretty hard to nail down, we’re going to attempt to dissect why Joe Burrow is so damn cool. Introductions are everything. You only get one chance to make a good first impression. And did Joe ever do that? He introduced himself to the world scoring 6 touchdowns to win the national championship leading LSU to victory over Clemson. He added that accolade by winning the Heisman Trophy and if that wasn't cool enough, he was the number 1 pick in the 2020 NFL draft.

From there, you have to continue to prove yourself and he did by taking a loser and making them a winner. Look, everybody loves a winner. The Cincinnati Bengals were not winners, but once they got their hands on Joe Burrow, their luck changed immensely.  The Bengals have been synonymous with losing and being a team with only three hall-of-famers in their history and stacking up continuously losing seasons year after year. But since drafting Joe they’ve won consecutive AFC North Divisions and are one game away from appearing in back-to-back Super Bowls.

Everybody wants to be around a winner and everybody wants to be around Joe. Especially your girlfriend. Don’t believe me? Ask her what team he plays for. She knows. And here are even more reasons to be impressed.

Joe Burrow is known for his ability to perform well in crunch time and cool under pressure. He’s 3-0 in road playoff games. That’s more than Peyton Manning and Joe Montana had in their whole career. Plus he’s 3-0 against another all-time great, Patrick Mahomes, who he will be playing in the AFC Championship game on Sunday, January 29th. This may be due to a combination of factors, including his strong work ethic, intelligence, and experience in high-pressure situations. Additionally, his ability to remain calm and composed under pressure allows him to make quick and accurate decisions on the field, which is crucial for any quarterback.

Burrow dresses for success as Joe continue to win, he looks good doing it. Cartier glasses, Marchitelli suits, and the best Air Jordans around are all part of his off-field look. The New York Times even named Joe Burrow one of their most stylish people of last year along with Rihanna, Harry Styles, Ryan Gosling, Anne Hathaway, and Lil Nas X. Yeah, he was the only quarterback on that list.

To be cool and great always seems that you have to have a cool nickname and Joe has plenty. But the nickname Joe Brrr might be the perfect one for him. It was first coined by Bengals fans and media during the 2020 NFL season, Burrow's rookie year. It was a nod to the cold temperatures in Cincinnati, but also a nod to the fact that Burrow has ice water in his veins when it matters most in games. Add to that the fact that Joe loves his icy jewelry and it’s no wonder the name stuck. He started with a small number 9 necklace when he was drafted but Joe soon super-sized to a larger version of the chain. When he outgrew that, he then upgraded to an even larger JB9 in reference to his initials and jersey number.

The concept of cool can be hard to define but when you mix the brashness of youth, the winning results, a sense of style, and a charismatic personality its as clear as ice why Joe Burrow’s is cool. And if your girlfriend is anywhere near Joe Brrr you better watch your back.

At least you'll know he will be at work trying to defeat the Kansas City Chiefs as he looks to return to the Super Bowl and win it this time. If his recent past says anything about it, things appear to be looking great for all that to happen.

The next stop in the NFL season will be the Super Bowl. And either the Cincinnati Bengals, who take on the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday, January 29th at 3:30 PST will be in that game. It was only a year ago at this time that Burrow led his Bengals into the Super Bowl, unfortunately losing to the Los Angeles Rams 23-20. A winnable game for the Bengals that just didn't happen. But Burrow and the Bengals, who have had recent success against the Chiefs are looking to get back to the Big Game and get that championship ring that has currently alluded them.

In their way, Chiefs QB, Patrick Mahomes who is dealing with an ankle injury may help the Bengals' chances to win, but even at 100%, Mahomes will have a difficult time beating Burrow and the Bengals as the Bengals are arguably the best-coached team in the NFL. The Chiefs who have a home-field advantage will battle as both teams have varying strengths. The game is going to be a barn burner, where the team with the ball last might be the eventual winner.

Now if it came down to winning only being the coolest person on the field, Burrow would win the game all by himself. But that is why they play the game. Any given Sunday right? Win or lose, Burrow will be ready and look really cool doing it!