Chrissy Teigen Apologizes For One Boob But Warns Instagram To Not Be Rude

Despite being very, very pregnant, Chrissy Teigen still manages to find the time, the energy, and most importantly the inclination to do some Christmas baking with her kids, Miles, and Luna, and for that alone, she deserves some sort of award. Right?

Even if that means that sometimes, parts of her need more rest than the others, and tables come in handy for "resting tatas"! So here's why Teigen apologized for one of her boobs, warned Instagram not to be rude, and also clarified why the kiddos' feet on the table were A-okay! All in one breath...

Teigen as well as her kids are trying to do something nice for the teachers as she recently posted, "made some chocolate bark for our wonderful teachers! thank you for the idea Food Network."

We agree it's a lovely idea.

That said, there were times when her daughter, Luna, who will soon be six, and 5-year-old Miles hopped onto the table to better decorate their offerings.

Anticipating the fact that Instagram loves to lecture celebrities on just about everything, Teigen wrote, "there is no foot in the food or food being made on the counter where the foot is. it’s gonna be ok."

Of course, that did NOT stop the trolls from commenting:

"whether there's food or not, what is the purpose of the chairs? Your house, your rules?. Unsanitary anyone?"

"Great gesture, but schools no longer allow homemade treats only store-bought, unless it’s different there. But Texas NOPE! Maybe, make a Tree ornament if they don’t accept it."

Plus, you have to admire the attention people pay to the nitty-gritty of celebrity life, as they fully noted her previous post where she mentioned someone threw up in the car earlier, and it wasn't her.

"You mentioned that someone was throwing up in your household. If you guys have had the stomach bug in your house please don’t give teachers those lovely presents. Such a nice thought but norovirus stays alive in your kitchen for a long time. That is the gift that keeps on giving that we teachers want lol.

There were some appreciative comments in there, from teachers, no less!

"And even if there was…..on behalf of teachers everywhere ??‍♀️ I once got a half-eaten eraser as a holiday gift soooooooo - educators are not offended by foot proximity. Beautiful holiday teacher gifts!"

And one to shut the haters up!

"Omg the amount of “advice” on this post is absurd. Eat the bark. Don’t eat the bark. She sure isn’t making it for y’all is she? Worry about yourselves."

Knowing that she was going to be trolled, Teigen gave everyone on Instagram a fair warning, writing, "just a note, I am petty enough to block anyone who even likes a rude comment lol I’m very tired and emotional."

There was plenty of empathy for her:

"Other people suck. Whether you’re pregnant or not. Sorry, you have to deal with hairy butthole people."

"Your beautiful kids are going to remember all these magical & special memories of sitting on the counter and cooking with you. Don't give 2 fucks if there are feet present on the counter your an amazing Mom if you haven't already been told today."

"That's not petty, it's called boundaries and I applaud you for it!"

"I can't Love this comment enough. I remember being like this when pregnant, I actually don't think the very tired and emotional has ever left me."

The funniest bit of Teigen's post was her first comment where she apologized for what one comment dubbed, her "resting tata"!

Wrote the 37-year-old, "apologies for my weird counter-resting boob in photo one!"

Instagram exploded soon after, each comment reading funnier than the other!

"I’m actually glad I saw the boob pic because I would purposely do that when I was pregnant because that would mean I’d be 10ft away from the table ?? so it makes me feel normal."

"Should boobs not be allowed to rest where they may?! They work harder than half the people leaving negative comments"

"girl forget those other people. I be having my titties on tables all day!"

"I love how your breasts have a seat at the table."

Here's Chrissy Teigen with John Legend and the kids enjoying some Christmas cheer!