Kalen Allen's Crack About Nick Cannon Is Going Viral Online
By Kristin Myers on June 9, 2022 at 11:15 AM EDT
Rapper Nick Cannon sure has a lot of kids with a lot of different baby mommas.
That being said, it looks like the current “The Masked Singer” host is about to add a few more kids to his Thanksgiving dinner. On Tuesday, the 41-year-old comedian revealed that he might have three children on the way on Tuesday’s episode of the Lip Service podcast.
Wait… Nick Cannon Is Expecting How Many Kids This Year?
“When you say ‘on the way…’” Nick said as he trailed off. “What count are you at? Let’s just put it this way. The stork is on the way.”
When asked directly if he’s expecting three children, he replied, “I don’t know. It could be…”
Nick, who did welcome three new babies in 2021, teased that he might be trying to break his previous record. He said, “If you thought it was a lot of kids last year…”
“I'm so excited about all my kids,” Nick told PEOPLE back in May. “Constantly, from every aspect of it. From them getting citizen of the month awards in the first grade to the birth of the new ones.”
Nick may love all of his kids and his growing family, but it’s starting to raise a lot of questions and jokes online. It caught the attention of 26-year-old YouTuber Kalen Allen, and the “An American Pickle” actor is now going viral online.
Kalen Allen Makes A Joke About Nick Cannon’s Growing Brood
Allen kept his joke short and sweet: “At this rate, my kids may end up being Nick Cannon’s!”
The post got over 13,000 likes, almost 300 shares, and 400 comments at the time of this writing from fans who all had an opinion on the “Wild ‘n Out” star.
“He about to have all them living under one roof,” one user commented. “Minus Mariah, she not with the BS.” Cannon was married to “All I Want For Christmas Is You” singer Mariah Carey from 2008 to 2016.
“I’m pregnant by Nick Cannon and I had a hysterectomy two years ago!” another user joked.
“We’re probably all Nick Cannon’s children,” another user lamented.
“The way he gets around, you might already be pregnant by him,” another warned.
When someone asked how many kids Nick had, another user commented that he had enough to form his own baseball team.
“Someone needs to get that dude some condoms,” another replied. “Seriously!”
“He needs a hobby,” another ventured before adding a quick edit: “He needs a SOLO hobby.”
“He’s a modern day Genghis Khan,” another commented. “Half the population will be related to him in 500 years.”
People Are Coming For Nick Cannon In The Comments!
Another user pointed out the double standard in society, saying, “Never would it be cool if a woman in showbiz was doing what he does.”
“He lowkey is a menace to society and needs to be stopped,” another user wrote. “No womb is safe as long as he's still out there coming for Future's throne.”
“It's becoming sad... I don't see nothing good about a man sleeping with all of the woman, back and forth, just keep making babies...” another user shared.
“He needs to be a father not Johnny Appleseed,” another user joked.
“Your child support gonna be $2 by the time it gets divided,” another quipped.
Although Nick has previously tried to reassure people that he’s still involved with his children’s lives, another user wrote, “I’m sorry but there is just no way you can be a good involved parent when you have so many kids with so many different mothers.”
“Are Hilaria Baldwin & Nick Cannon in some kind of competition to see who can pop out the most kids?” another user asked. Hilaria Baldwin – the wife of actor Alec Baldwin - already has six children and is expecting another child this fall. The “30 Rock” actor also shares a daughter, Ireland Baldwin, with his ex-wife, “Batman” actress Kim Basinger.
At this rate, it’s possible that Nick can have a full dozen offspring by the end of 2022! Does anyone want to place bets on how many kids he’ll welcome in 2023?
