Jim Henson has a new puppet to add to his catalog of famous stringed cast members.

GERARD PIQUÉ!

The retired football player admitted he is a “puppet” following his breakup from Shakira.

While speaking to Spanish streamer Ibai Llanos, Piqué explained the person who helps him with his style is his new girlfriend, Clara Chia Marti.

“The truth is I go with my girlfriend to the shops and she buys them for me,” the athlete said. “I’m a puppet.”

This statement comes less than a month after he went Instagram official with his Kosmos employee and 23-year-old girlfriend.

He and Marti have become the most despised pairing among Shakira’s fanbase.

Following the release of Shakira’s ‘Music Sessions’ Bizarrap collaboration, Marti was hospitalized due to the constant trolling from Shakira fans.

In the event you didn’t know, the Colombian-native indirectly called out her cheating ex-boyfriend and his new GF.