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Lady Gaga Is Using Her 'Poker Face' To Beat Her Boyfriend At Cards During Self-Quarantine

By Jeff Mazzeo

Lady Gaga revealed that she is spending her self-quarantine with her boyfriend, Michael Polansky but she may have an unfair advantage during their many card games.

The "Stupid Love" singer shared a cute selfie that featured her beau and she cuddling up on Tuesday. She described how she has been passing the time as she concurred day 6 of her self-imposed quarantine. Gaga and Polansky both wore black tops and looked like the cutest couple as the singer appeared all dolled up for the pic.

"Day 6 of self-quarantining! Going strong, playing video games and cards, and taking care of ourselves. Important reminder: keep your mind as stress free as possible and your body moving. #selflove #selfcare #bekind try not to pass it in case you have it #corona it’s ok and so wonderful to stay home if you can!What a kind act for the world ❤️," Gaga captioned her post.

Never Play Cards With Gaga


Lady Gaga also shared a picture of her crew (including Michael) and she playing cards but it's no secret that she is a card shark.

"Well the dogs are good at the self-quarantine. I'm good at implying addition when there's a space counting rummy points," she wrote on a picture of their card game.

Now, they are not playing poker but Gaga's "Poker Face" comes in handy despite the game they are playing and everyone knows that he can't read her poker face. It's hard to trust the artist when cards are in play because she literally told everyone that she bluffs a lot in the lyrics of her song.

I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin' Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

She already took Michael's heart but she clearly wants his bankroll too.

She's A Nude Robot For Her Paper Magazine Photoshoot


Listen, we are not going to pretend that we fully understand every artistic thing Gaga does but when it comes to her nude robotic photoshoot for Paper Magazine, we totally dig it. She proudly shared her metallic form on Instagram during her self-quarantine and her body is out of this world.

"THIS IS EVERYTHING!😍 GODGA COMING TO SAVE 2020," one excited fan commented on her post, while another said, "Lady Gaga’s Ghost In the Shell?"

We are falling in "Stupid Love" with the singer all over again and we will let her win at cards every time.

Gaga To Little Monsters: 'Be Kind'

Over the weekend, she shared a message of hope with the legions of Little Monsters on Instagram after she announced that she is choosing to self-quarantine. Gaga was bundled up tight in a black hoodie and flashed a peace sign in front of her face. We hope she washed her hands for at least 20 seconds before taking the selfie but her fingers looked squeaky clean as she showed off her pink peacock feather manicure.

"This is reminding I think a lot of us what it is to both feel like and be a human being," Gaga wrote in the caption of her post. "I think it’s so important to acknowledge that we are and must be a global kind singular community. We can’t do this without kindness. And corona virus [sic] is not prejudiced."

The leader of the Little Monsters tried to normalize the uneasy feelings many of her fans are feeling and told them to not lose faith in one another.

"My thought for the day is to accept there will be times we feel powerless and out of control—but we can fill that space with kindness and be a part of the solution to a world problem. We then have control. We can create healing by learning how to be kind and take care of each other and ourselves during this time," Lady Gaga concluded.

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