Jean-Claude Van Damme Glitters in Gold for Munich Premiere

Thou shalt not worship a false idol, unless that idol happens to be a giant gold version ofJean-Claude Van Damme doing the splits from "Bloodsport."

JCVD was in Munich, Germany at the Hotel Bayerischer Hof for the premiere of his new Amazon series, "Jean-Claude Van Johnson."

In the show, the "Timecop" star plays an eccentric version of himself who also doubles as a covert spy.

The show sounds good, but what it really needs is an episode where JCVD's character battles Jason David Frank's Green Power Ranger, and finally puts the argument to bed on who would win the epic showdown.

Green Ranger all the way, right?