SHE REAAADDYYYY!
Tiffany Haddish appeared on the latest episode of the wildly popular podcast, “Call Her Daddy” with host Alex Cooper.
The ladies sat down on Alex’s comfy couch and talked about everything under the sun and sheets (if you know what we mean).
Tiffany is an award-winning comedian, actress and philanthropist. Alex and Tiffany dove into the comedian’s rise to fame which started in grade school.
The “Girls Trip” actress revealed she plagiarized a newspaper article on Maxine Waters and was selected to present her speech to Maxine.
However, she didn’t know how to read, so rather than read her plagiarized article to a crowd, she put on a stand-up routine.
The rest as they say is ‘history.’
On the topic of cheating and cheaters, Tiffany and Alex are the go-to girls for revenge. Alex admitted she’s like “Inspector Gadget” when it comes to catching a cheater.
Surprisingly, Tiffany said this is a great quality most women have.
The “Black Mitzvah” comedian admitted that she hasn’t really cheated, but after finding out her hookup buddy was cheating, she decided to do some “tit for tat.”
“I found out he was cheating so I let somebody do something to me, then I told him I let someone do something to me. I was on that tit for tat, we were already basically not together, but I was still kind of f***ing him.”
Tiffany is currently dating Common, but prior to him she admitted to “sit on d***s I probably shouldn’t be sittin’ on.”
One of those d***s happened to be an ex-boyfriend she got the ultimate revenge on.
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Tiffany found out she was getting cheated on, so she inhaled some corn one night, opened his box of new Jordan’s, squatted to the lowest of her ability and let if rip out of her backside.
Tiffany said the key to not getting caught in this act is to “make it fall to the front of the shoe, baby wipe, make sure it [the shoe shoe] looks pristine. In the tippy toes.”
When her boyfriend at the time got home she suggested they play a game of basketball and for him to wear his new Js.
“Aye let’s go play basketball, you should go put your new Js on, I had brought them back to his house which was his mommas house. Put your new Js on,” she said. “He put his foot in the shoe and he was like, ‘WTF is in my shoe?’ Then he pulled his foot out and there was like doo-doo and corn, and he was like, ‘WTF, oh my god someone s*** in my shoe!”
Alexa, cue the “Rocky” theme song.
Her response to him was beyond epic.
“And I was like, ‘Yeah all the s*** you put me through now you’re walkin’ in it mother f***er.”
She took off running knowing he wouldn’t chase her, because he wouldn’t get dookie all over his mom’s house.
As for the mistress he was screwing around with, Tiffany took her away and became her “agent.” However, she ended having it out with her and tried to get her deported. But that’s neither here nor there.
The biggest takeaway from Tiffany’s appearance on ‘CHD,’ “let your success be their stress.”
