What Are America's Most Famous Prisoners Having For Thanksgiving?

While celebrities like Joe Exotic, Harvey Weinstein, and R. Kelly spend another Thanksgiving behind bars, others such as Todd and Julie Chrisley and Tory Lanez are experiencing the holiday in prison for the first time. 

Despite their circumstances, their menus are said to include mostly traditional and plentiful items like turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce.

Even though they will not be home with their friends and family to celebrate the beloved tradition of reflecting on what they are thankful for this year, it has been confirmed that America’s most famous inmates will be eating well. 

The rapper, who is serving time at California Correctional Institution Tehachapi after getting sentenced to ten years in prison for shooting and wounding Megan Thee Stallion in the feet, will be having roast turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, diced carrots, cornbread dressing, green salad, dinner roll, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie.

While he serves out his now-reduced sentence at Federal Prison Camp [FPC] Pensacola in Florida, “The Chrisley Knows Best” star will feast on roast turkey, glazed ham, gravy, mashed potatoes, dressing, sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, and assorted pies.

Just like her husband, Julie bagged a prison sentence on federal fraud charges and is serving time in Kentucky's Federal Medical Center [FMC] Lexington.

For Thanksgiving, she will have baked turkey ham or roast turkey, baked candied yams, cornbread dressing, macaroni and cheese, gravy, green beans, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, and pie.

The Death Row Records co-founder will most likely spend the rest of his life in prison after getting convicted of the killing of a Compton businessman and bagging a 28-year sentence.

Suge, who is currently at Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility, San Diego, has the same Thanksgiving menu as Tory. 

The former singer-songwriter is serving part of his combined prison sentence in FCI Butner Medium I, North Carolina for a slew of charges related to racketeering, sex trafficking charges, child sex crimes, and sexual abuse.

Roast turkey, baked candied sweet potatoes, cornbread dressing, green beans, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, and pumpkin pie are on his menu.

Once a respected film producer, Harvey received a 23-year prison sentence for charges related to rape and sexual assault in 2020.

For his third Thanksgiving behind bars, the menu for the Mohawk Correctional Facility, New York inmate includes roast turkey, gravy, dressing, whipped potatoes, sliced steamed carrots, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, and ice cream sundae.

The reality television personality is currently behind bars at a federal corrections facility in Seagoville, Texas, on child pornography charges.

For Thanksgiving, he will be served roast turkey, glazed ham, cornbread dressing with turkey gravy, sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, and assorted pies.

The star of the Netflix reality series "Tiger King" was convicted and sentenced to 21 years in prison on multiple federal charges of animal abuse and two counts of attempted murder-for-hire.

Per TMZ, his menu at Federal Medical Center [FMC], Fort Worth includes smoked turkey legs, cornbread stuffing, macaroni and cheese, sweet potato casserole, green beans, turkey gravy, dinner roll, and pecan or sweet potato pie.

Before the menus of the superstar prisoners, a recent survey of data points identified the city with the highest number of plumbing emergencies on Thanksgiving Friday, which has now been called “Brown Friday.”

As The Blast reported, Portland, Oregon, topped the list this year with a 23% increase in searches for common plumbing issues on “Brown Friday” compared to the seven days before and after Thanksgiving Day 2022.

The city also ranked high for searches like "clogged drains" and "drain cleaning" in November and December 2022. Other cities in the top five include Virginia Beach, Virginia, Raleigh, North Carolina, Indianapolis, Indiana, and Jacksonville, Florida.

The cities are all experiencing a notable surge in plumbing problems post-holiday. Gearing up for the busiest day of the year, which doubles as “Black Friday” among shoppers and retailers across the United States, plumbers are anticipating an increasing influx of service calls, which goes as high as 50% above the average Friday.