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Kevin Hart Slams Friends Who Made Fun Of Wheelchair Situation: 'I'm A Mess!'

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By Fiyin Olowokandi on August 27, 2023 at 10:30 PM EDT

Kevin Hart is in pain, and his friends are to blame! Days after revealing the grave injuries that got him stuck in a wheelchair, the sensational comedian got candid about his well-being.

The stand-up personality is on a long road to recovery following his attempt and failure to compete with a former NFL star. Despite berating himself for the unfortunate incident, the 44-year-old recently revealed he had the worst support system.

According to the Philadelphia native, instead of receiving love and prayers from his pals, the entertainer's acquaintances were having a good laugh at his expense. The father of four aired his unhappiness in a new post, using his signature insult comedy skills.

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Kevin Hart Promises To Retaliate Against His Unsympathetic Friends

The "Real Husbands of Hollywood" co-creator updated fans about his wheelchair situation on Friday, August 25. In the Instagram video, filmed in his car, the TV personality opened up about getting numerous calls from people wondering if his poor physique caused the incident.

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"Let me tell you something. I'm getting all types of calls. I'm getting calls from friends, athletes. Everybody starts off the same. 'Man, what the f**k?' That's what they say," the comedian began. 

"'What the f**k were you thinking, Kev? How you do that? Man, you supposed to be in shape.' B**ch, I am in shape. This ain't got nothing to do with being in shape," the BET Award winner exclaimed.

Recalling his race against Stevan Ridley, the "Ride Along" actor asked those criticizing his actions when they last participated in an "all-out sprint." Demonstrating his point, the 44-year-old continued: "I'm talking about a hard effort run. Giving it all you got. Lip biting, I'm talking that lip biting run."

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The NAACP Image Award winner, turning the camera to show his wheelchair on the car seat, then slammed his haters, "When is the last time you have given yourself a thousand percent effort sprint? People don't do this shit. Not at the age 40 and up. That's why my stupid ass in this situat — look at this shit." 

Lamenting his current state, the "Think Like a Man" star admitted he was having a hard time given the severity of his injuries. "I'm a mess. I'm a f**king mess, men. God damn. This shit got me. Guys, it's bad, it's f**king bad. My d**k look like a thumb. Everything's swollen," the comedian revealed.

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"Balls done got big as hell…balls look like my fist. Can't move my goddamn legs. All from 'on your mark, get set, go.' Never again. Never again," Hart declared before promising revenge against his unsympathetic pals. 

"To every friend that has called me and that has laughed at me, ooh, boy. After these six-to-eight weeks, when I get back to functioning, I'mma light your asses up. You know who the f**k you are," the stand-up personality vowed.

"All of my friends can kiss my ass," Hart added in the caption. "I wish y'all could hear some of these damn calls. All of a sudden, everybody is damn doctor or a physician….F**K YALL MAN!!!!!"

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One of the people responsible for the entertainer's rant was none other than his "Central Intelligence" co-star, Dwayne Johnson. The Hollywood heartthrob confessed his crimes in the comment section, writing: "I said what I said out of love."

The Philadelphia native's wife, Eniko Parrish Hart, also revealed she had been teasing her lover about the incident. "I bet next time you'll listen to me!" the stunning model chimed.

The Laugh Out Loud Founder Ended Up In A Wheelchair Over Debate For The Fastest Runner

Days earlier, the "Soul Plane" star shared why he could not walk after competing against a former NFL player. On his Instagram page, the 44-year-old explained that his race against Ridley began over a heated debate of who was the fastest.

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The father of four believed he deserved the title, a claim the ex-athlete did not accept. To settle the matter, the pair chose to have a 40-yard dash. Unfortunately, the outcome left the comedian with grave injuries. 

“Guys, I blew all my sh*t. I tore my lower abdomen, my abductors are torn, I don’t even know what that is, but I tore em’, I tore those, too. I can’t walk,” the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award winner wailed.

Additionally, the "Laugh at My Pain" star berated himself for participating in the race, wondering: “What are we competing for at this age? What am I doing? Why did I even race? Stupidest s**t ever, now I can’t walk ’cause I’m somewhere trying to get the title of the fastest n*gga at the barbecue.”

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