Britney Spears Begs Instagram To Teach Her 'How To Lie'

After her recent Instagram posting spree that mostly contained more naked pics, bikini shots, and a few more things that made fans accuse her of animal abuse, Britney Spears is back to doing yet another thing she does often. Posting a heartfelt rant against her family.

Given that she was under her family's control for almost 13 years, the resentment is but natural, and her fans are all for her, urging her to heal and just be herself. That said, Spears also has a request for her fans, if they could just teach her to lie!

Spears' most recent post is a series of pictures that also includes US President Jimmy Carter, with proper credit given to "Jimmy Carter Presidential Library & Archibald Vincent Smith".

She wrote a somewhat garbled text with the pictures, "You know sometimes in life it’s always good to have one extra eye for a different perspective … either way I respect the game of MINDFULNESS !!! I mean how are your minds today ??? Whatcha thinking ??? Where are you going ??? Whom are you helping ?? Where have you been ??? What’s the scoop ??? Always be engaging !!! WORDS MATTER!!!"

She ended this rather cryptic post with three rather rude emojis, showing the middle finger. Fans are understandably confused, some even saying, this cannot be Britney posting herself.

"Rants and more rants, then a proper credit for reposted content at the end of each one. Someone is posting for her or influencing the posts. Sad."

For the others, it was the irony!

"'Words matter.' The irony of Britney telling us words matter, when she posts so many words shaming other women’s bodies."

Others wanted to know, who these words were for:

"This is obviously directed at someone in particular."

"Soooo, you are flipping off whom?"

Well, it's official. Spears has admitted time and time again how she cannot lie, but now, she wants to learn how to do so.

Says the 40-year-old pop star, "People are doing these things and IT’S OBVIOUS and not one person will say anything … ok where is this going ??? I feel like I’ve been programmed to be a nun half my life … Can anybody out there for the love of God teach me how to lie at least ???"

Sounds like a fair demand, no?

Spears put up this post and wrote a long caption, also basically calling out her family as liars.

Reasoned the "Toxic" singer, "Ok so maybe we’re talking about higher intellectual candidates that have whatever it might be … power, money, or fame !!! I’m not sure I’ve ever taken ADVANTAGE of playing this game … I mean just this year at 40 I can buy Tylenol and own my own money … but it’s eye-opening to see what people can do … my family owned my estate for years … they owned my name, my star, my money, and guess what ??? It gave them LOTS of power … anyway, since it’s been over I have to RELEARN how to live my life … it’s really cool, but my mind used to be limited in my way of thinking cause of all the rules … but now with it OPEN I can actually see people every day of my life doing exactly what the paragraph above says !!!"

There were fans and trolls aplenty, some of whom openly asked her to "stop whining" and just live her life.

But one definite supporter seemed to have a perfectly positive message for her, as they wrote, "Britney, it really collapses. It's not easy to live the life you've lived for a long time. It's common for you to come and talk about it. Some will understand you, while others will criticize you. By the way, people love to criticize everything you say. It's always been like that. The media, along with the paparazzi, created this distorted image that critics have so much about you. They bought this idea that the paparazzi and the media sold. Finally, you're just being yourself. It's normal to be indignant. I wish you all the love in the world and a lot of light in your life."

Meanwhile, we are still waiting for her Halloween look!