There’s no rest for the DICK-ed… I mean WICKED!
Nick Cannon’s um… cannon… never takes PTO, according to a close source to the future father-of-ten.
“Wild N’ Out” host Justina Valentine spoke to The Post while walking the VMAs red carpet. She explained her boss never takes a day off and that means neither does his “junk.”
Nick Cannon’s “Baby Cannon” Never Takes Vacation
When asked about Cannon’s recent baby no. 10 news, Valentine said, “One thing about Nick, if I said it once, I said it twice. He doesn’t vacation and neither does his junk. He’s a hard-working man. He’s a hard-working man. He doesn’t like to rest or vacation across the board.”
Last Thursday, August 25, Cannon and Brittany Bell announced they were expecting their third child together.
Cannon made the announcement on Instagram with a video montage from a maternity photoshoot with Bell.
He captioned it, “Time Stopped and This Happened…”
Nick Cannon & Brittany Bell Are Expecting… Again
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They currently share a five-year-old son, Golden, and a one-year-old daughter, Powerful Queen.
This will be Bell’s third child and Cannon’s tenth.
The TV show host’s other baby momma, Abby De La Rosa, commented on the baby news.
Abby and Cannon share twins Zion and Zillion Cannon. She’s currently pregnant with her third child, but it’s unclear if the father is Cannon.
Comedian Brian Moller also reacted to the news with a humorous TiKTok video.
“Nick Cannon’s having another baby?! Damn! His sperm must move at Mach 10. He has to live IN a Costco. At this point even the Octomom gotta be like, ‘Dude… enough,’” Moller says. “They could take on the Kardashians for world supremacy.”
“Gen C” Is Taking Over
Abby re-posted the video to her Instagram Story and captioned it, “Lmaooo! Ayyeeee! Move over kardashians, Gen ‘C’ taking over babyyyy.”
Last month, Cannon welcomed his first child with Brie Tiesi, and his eighth overall.
Cannon isn’t the only celebrity whose impregnating women right and left.
Elon Musk is also planting his seed (literally and figuratively) in as many women as he can to help combat the “underpopulation crisis.”
On Thursday, July 7, Elon explained the reason he welcomed twins with his colleague and why he kept it quiet.
Elon Musk Is Having More Kids To Combat Underpopulation
“Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis. A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far,” he tweeted.
Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis.
A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 7, 2022
Did he just humbly brag about his sperm count?
Many fans were quick to chime in with their thoughts and opinions, but one stood out.
Cannon responded to Musk’s tweet with supportive words.
“Right there with you my brother ✊🏽,” he replied.
Alright, so what we’ve gathered here is that both Cannon and Musk have some of the strongest sperm, and continue to have kids not by accident, but to combat worldly underpopulation.
Page Six exclusively revealed the multi-billionaire is trying to have as many kids as possible.
He told the outlet, “Bravo to big families.”
When pried about the number of children he would like to bring into the world, he admitted, “As many as I am able to spend time with and be a good father.”
He continued to explain, “My eldest are off to college, and teenagers don’t want to spend much time with their parents. I wish they would (sigh).”
Business Insider broke the news that the Tesla CEO had quietly welcomed twins with top Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis. According to court documents obtained by the publication, the twins were born in November 2021.