Johnny Depp & Amber Heard's 'Dirty Laundry' Against Each Other Is Insane & Hilarious

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are still fighting like cats and dogs.

Months after the couple duked it out in a Virginia courtroom and Depp’s subsequent win, the former couple’s even dirtier secrets have been unsealed.

Depp won his defamation case against Heard, which she tried to appeal and was blocked by the judge.

Now, never-before-seen court documents have been unsealed. The allegations and DIRT that are being exposed is more insane than you could even imagine.

We’re talking escort claims to erectile dysfunction claims.

In the newly unsealed pre-court documents, Amber’s lawyers claim the ‘Pirates’ actor suffers from erectile dysfunction.

The “Aquaman” actress’ legal teams argued in a March 28 filing that he had a hard time “pitching a tent,” and they claim this may have contributed to Depp’s alleged violent behavior.

“Though Mr. Depp would rather not disclose his erectile dysfunction condition, such condition absolutely is relevant to sexual violence, including Mr. Depp’s anger and use of a bottle to rape Amber Heard,” the documents alleged.

Throughout his years-long battle with his ex-wife, Depp has maintained is innocence and denied any allegations of rape or sexual violence.

Heard’s lawyers continued to claim his flaccid fixation would make it “more probably” that he would become “angry or agitated.”

The actress’ legal team is pulling out all the stops against Depp.

According to a filing submitted in March, Depp allegedly tried to submit “nude pictures” of his ex, along with other evidence that she worked as an “exotic dancer years before meeting Mr. Depp.”

Heard’s team claimed this was a direct attempt to “frivolously and maliciously suggest or imply that Ms. Heard was at one time an escort.”

If you followed the weeks-long trial, you know her team was able to prevent the “irrelevant personal matters” from being brought up during the trial.

Depp’s lawyers were able to get his friendship with Marilyn Manson excluded from the trial, but the unsealed documents reveal text messages exchanged between Depp and Manson.

Manson is wrapped up in a plethora of abuse and sexual assault allegations.

The “Sweeney Todd” actor has been on tour in Europe since being awarded $15 million over claims he was defamed by a 2018 Washington Post op-ed in which Heard made allegations of sexual violence.

Heard was awarded $2 million.

She has since sold her Yucca Valley home over asking price. This could be an attempt to make some extra dough to pay her ex a hefty lump sum.

According to TMZ, Amber Heard has sold off her secluded Yucca Valley home in Southern California. According to Zillow property records, the home was sold for $1,050,000 dollars with a closing date of July 18.

The “Zombieland” actress had first bought the house in 2019 through an anonymous trust that has ties to Heard. At the time, it was bought for just over $570,000 dollars, so it looks like Heard was able to make about a $480,000 dollar profit in about three years.