Britney Spears Dances Topless On A Yacht In Cheeky Bikini Bottoms
By Kristin Myers on July 31, 2022 at 8:30 AM EDT
Okay, NOW Britney Spears is having fun!
The “Overprotected” singer had fans worried that things were amiss when she kept posting old content on her Instagram page. However, it seems that Brit just wanted to keep her surprise a secret… that she’s heading on vacation, and she looks like she’s already having a ton of fun!
Britney Spears Sets Sail In Cheeky Purple Bikini… Then Ditches Her Top For Some Dancing!
“Part 1 - SAIL 🙊🙊🙊,” Britney, 40, captioned an Instagram post of her lying on a boat deck in a floral-patterned purple bikini. She is holding a bucket sunhat on top of her head as she raises another arm straight out above her.
Fans loved to see Britney soaking up the sun as they showered her Instagram page with cries of “Sailney!!!” Another follower wrote, “Britney looks happier and better month after month. 😍🙌❤️.” Another fan commented, “Stunning! Only smooth sailing here on out 😀💖🙏.”
“But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end…” another fan wrote, referring to her “Oops!... I Did It Again” music video. “So happy seeing you enjoy your free life Britney 💛💛💛,” another fan commented. Another fan called her a “Gorgeous Queen 🙌.” However, it wasn’t long until Britney uploaded a video of her vacation fun that has to be seen to be believed!
Get Ready For A 52 Second Montage Of Britney's Vacation Highlights!
Shortly after her first post, Britney Spears uploaded a video on Instagram to give fans a proper look at how much fun she is having on her tropical trip!
Britney captioned the video, “It was all a dream 💭 !!! Hey but I’m still dreaming y’all 🙈🙈 !!!”
The video begins with the “Gimme More” singer clutching her straw hat to her chest to hide the fact that she’s topless, although she kept on her cheeky bikini bottoms. She’s holding up a plate of fruit and dancing around, her eyes hidden behind her signature aviator sunglasses before she makes a “nom nom” motion to the plate.
The video then cuts to Brit lying topless over the water and kicking her feet while the camera looks down from overhead. Her hat starts blowing away in the breeze and Britney quickly scampers after it. In another shot, Britney is hanging over the railing, taking off her hat and letting her hair loose, watching it whip away in the wind.
In another shot, Britney has her bikini top back on as she dances for the camera, doing a little hula motion as she dances around. The camera cuts back to a topless Britney holding her hat in front of her chest again as she dances around with a plate of berries, watermelon, and other colorful fruit.
At one point in the video, Britney covers her chest with both hands, but not before leaping off the boat and into the water as she swims around in the water and enjoys a cocktail with her assistant, Vicky T, who gets her own close-up later on in the video.
“Live ur dream iconic,” one follower wrote. “We’re dreaming with you Queeney ❤️,” another fan wrote. “Love how chaotic joyful this looks,” added a third fan. “Keep having Fun Britney 💖💖🌷✨ ,” another shared. “Yachtney,” wrote some fans.
Wait... Britney Is Concerning Fans Again!
Less than an hour after she posted the video of her having fun on the yacht, Britney followed it up with a photo of three cheetahs sitting on a rock with a caption that is pretty confusing, to say the least.
Brit wrote: "Pagan boast perpetual ... Lemon cast 🍋 ... Republican hold up ... Visual plagues … Phantom irony mathematical Pi ... Serving serving serving … Don’t ask why 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ … Domestication … Hand in fire 🔥… Repeat the prayer … Hold up hold up … Believe … Hmmm … Dunno … Sail sail sail !!! PS … Just words !!! I’m bored 🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣 I have no idea what I’m saying … lol 😂🙄🙄🙄."
Although her followers couldn’t decipher her message, one follower wrote, “Ain’t gonna stop me from trying to decode it. 😂.”
“Whisper this on a dance beat and released it as a single. Will eat it!” another fan commented.
Rumor has it that Britney is actually looking to make a comeback, starting with a duet of "Tiny Dancer" with Sir Elton John. Those interested can read more about that here.