Kylie Jenner Brutally Shuts Down Instacart Delivery Man

Kylie Jenner’s moat is not a thing.

In the event you thought Kylie had a body of water surrounding her house… she doesn’t.

However, one TikToker tried to let people know that the cosmetics queen had a “river” surrounding her mansion.

Here’s the story.

An Instacart delivery man by the name of Pablo Tamayo recently delivered items to her home and insisted he could hear her son crying, saw through her windows and that she had a river.

The Blast recently reported on Kylie’s culinary crave for Italian sandwiches.

Pablo posted a video earlier this week and he was insanely enthusiastic.

“You guys, just when I think this whole Instacarting thing is getting normal again I literally last minute leave my house and do an order. I get one all the way in West Hollywood at f**king Erewhon for 12 dollars. I’m driving to this person’s house to deliver it and as I’m driving by I see all this security and stuff and I’m like ‘wait, this house looks so familiar,’ WHY? Because my best friend Jordie showed me this house and it’s Kylie Jenner’s house,” he explained.

He looked up Kylie’s house on the internet, and found out the house he was delivering to was in fact the cosmetic queen’s home.

Pablo continued to say, “So, I look it up online, it’s Kylie Jenner’s house. It’s Kylie Jenner’s house in Los Angeles, in the Holmby Hills. It’s literally a 12-dollar order for f**king pepperoni, this b***h could’ve paid me more.”

He claims he had to call an assistant to then get through the gate.

Pablo took a video of himself approaching her security gate and talking to the security guard.

“You guys I’m freaking out, I don’t know how I’m supposed to get in,” he said before meeting with a security guard. “Hi, I have an order for Ashten.”

The video then cuts from the security guard taking the order to Pablo asking, “Is this Kylie Jenner’s house.”

He then says he went into Kylie’s house after spotting a tourism bus.

Mind you, the video is heavily edited.

“I just went in Kylie’s house! You guys, I’m shaking right now. I just handed it to the guy who asked ‘Is this for Instacart?’” Pablo said.

He then said he was asked to go in through the gate over a little river and leave it at the front door.

“I get to look into the whole house and see all these assistants, all these maids and s**t. I didn’t see Kylie, I didn’t see Stormi, but I swear I heard a baby scream,” he claimed.

Kylie was quick to comment on the video; however, her comments have been deleted.

She responded to the delivery person’s video writing, “I did not order this myself. ! he WAS tiiped through the app. Lied too about seeing through my windows and hearing my son cray. ??”

Yea, lots of typos, but that’s how Kylie responded.

Kylie continued to berate the delivery driver in the comments section.

“No one comes through the gate! The river ?? no river. The lying for attention rubs me the wrong way sorry,” she wrote. “Recipe coming soon lol.”