Wild Fan Theory Claims Jack Harlow Is Drake’s Son From The Future!
By MLC on May 21, 2022 at 2:00 PM EDT
Well, here’s something you don’t read every day.
Jack Harlow could be Drake’s son, Adonis, from the future… at least according to one Facebook conspiracy theorist.
Yes, this is indeed something being talked about on the world wide web.
Is There A Connection Between Jack Harlow & Adonis?
Earlier this month, a Facebook user by the profile name “Von Shiesty” sent his friends and followers reeling after proposing a wild theory about the two rappers.
On May 8, Shiesty wrote, “‘Ight so I got a theory hear me out. 💯💯 Why the hell is Jack Harlow so close to this man Drake? It could only mean two things.”
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This is where the conspiracy theory falls into place.
“One, they gay asf, two this man Jack is Adonis from the future‼️‼️‼️ Just look at them bro idc wtf talm bout,” Sheisty continued. “Something must’ve happened to Drake in the future so Adonis A.K.A. JACK HARLOW came to the present to save his dad’s life.”
Now, while this conspiracy theory is HIGHLY, HIGHLY UNLIKELY, there are similarities between Jack Harlow and Adonis.
People on Facebook were instantly drawn to the post and the wild theory.
Needless to say, Shiesty’s theory got mixed reviews.
Fans Are Very Perplexed By The Theory
“Y’all never had close friends huh 🤣 but he do look like Adonis soooo this is a funny theory,” one person commented.
Another warned, “Put that s**t you smoking DOWN… you just called him his gay son lover… what in the hell?”
“So basically Jack Harlow went into the multiverse and came to see Drake to help him write some first music, and now he needs to return back in time before Thanos comes after Drake,” a Marvel fan commented.
One person however, thought the theory was captivating.
“There might be something to this,” they simply wrote.
Obviously, there is no truth to the theory seeing as Adonis is four-years-old and Harlow is 24-years-old… big 20-year-difference happening here.
Drake welcomed his only child with Sophie Brussaux in October 2017.
Drake and Brussaux’s son was the product of a one night stand, and since then Drake has upped his sex game with hot sauce.
Drake & The Infamous Hot Sauce Condom
Earlier this year, the “God’s Plan” rapper definitely had a plan in place when hooking up with an Instagram model.
Back in January, the model claimed to have had a “romantic encounter” with Drake. She told the “Too Much Hot Tea” blog that after the sexy time was over, Drake removed the condom in the bathroom trash can.
It appears the woman wanted to have Drake’s baby, because she fished the condom out of the trash and attempted to impregnate herself with his sperm.
But lo and behold, her plan went up in smoke.
The model instantly began felt a burning sensation in her nether regions after trying to impregnate herself.
The blog said Drake “admitted that he poured a packet of hot sauce in the condom to kill the sperm.”
As this rumor spread like wildfire in the days following the blog post’s publishing, Drake shared a cryptic post.
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He captioned the photo, “You can have your 15 minutes of fame… I’ll take the other r23 hours and 45 mins.”
Drake knows the women he hooks up with are after his sperm.
On “Wasting Time” he raps, “Gold medalist, flushed the Magnums just so they not collectin’ my specimens, damn.”