Lala Kent is excited for what the future holds for her in the bedroom.
The “Give Them Lala” podcast host opened up about her intimate life and took a few jabs at her ex while she was at it.
On Tuesday’s podcast episode, Lala was joined by Melissa Gorga.
Lala explained that she is back in the dating pool and testing the waters; however, this will be her first time SOBER while dating.
“I’ve been sober for over three years, and I had the same partner,” she explained.
Lala got sober in 2018 after the passing of her father.
Lala Kent Is Excited For Sober Sex With New Partners
At the time she got sober, the “Vanderpump Rules” star was dating her now ex-fiancé, Randall Emmett.
“I had sex sober, which I couldn’t wait for it to be over most of the time,” Lala said taking aim at her cheating ex.
Prior to Emmett, Lala admitted she hadn’t has “sober sex” since she lost her virginity when she was 17-years-old.
She added that it will be interesting having “sober sex” with someone new.
“I was sober when I lost my virginity, but after that? I’m a drinker, girl,” she joked to Gorga. “Like, I’m a bag of fun.”
This new lifestyle is definitely uncharted territory for the mother-of-one.
She and Emmett welcomed their first child together, a daughter named Ocean, in March 2021.
“So not only is it that, like, I’m going into new territory, where it’s like I’m going to be banging it out without an ounce of alcohol in my system,” Lala said. “However, I think it’s going to be fun, because I’ve been like talking to a few people, and I’m like, ‘I f**king got it. I still got it.’”
She’s Still Got It!
This isn’t the first time Lala has slighted her ex.
The Blast previously reported on Lala’s shady post about Emmett’s “D” game.
The ‘Vanderpump’ star basically just said her ex-fiancé’s d**k game is WEAAAAKKK!
And who can blame a woman scorned and humiliated the way she has been.
Lala took to Instagram to do what she does best, push products.
The reality TV star posted a #AD on Monday, December 13 for a women’s vibrator from Bellesa Co.
If this company sounds at all familiar, this is the same company who created the “Demi Wand” in collaboration with Demi Lovato.
Anyways, I digress.
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Lala really stuck it to Randall’s bed game when posting the ad an captioning it, “‘Tis the season for a little extra self-care! I’m giving away *thousands* of free vibrators and goodies to celebrate the holidays! It’s the best sexy time I’ve had in five years and eight months 😏🥳.”
Let us re-quote, “It’s the best sexy time I’ve had in five years and eight months.”
She even included the shade face emoji!
Lala Kent Shades Randall Emmett’s D**K Game
Just in case you didn’t know, Lala and Randall got together sometime in 2017, but went official with their relationship in 2018.
So, the math adds up.
I mean if that ain’t sending a clear message to the Hollywood producer, then I don’t what will.
People in her comments section were living for the subliminal message.
“The shade is everything 🎉🎉,” one fan wrote.
Bellesa Co. wrote, “SHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID!”
“Lol’ing at that shade in your post,” another Lala supporter commented.
This person stated the obvious, “Randall is officially REPLACED 😂😂.”
Lala called things off with Randall in early October after he was reportedly seen cheating on his fiancée with two women in Nashville, TN.
Unfortunately, there was a crap ton of skeletons in his closet.
Randall’s serial cheating ways were outed by Instagram account GirlGangz7733 on November 28.
The account published text messages and other information about Emmett and his sleazy, cheating ways.
The person who runs the account alleged Emmett of having a burner Instagram account, and burner phone he used to text other girls.
In case you aren’t sure what a “burner” is, it’s basically a something you can use for however long and then simply throw it away when you don’t need it.
The burner IG account is called @plambeachforbes.
GirlGangz7733 had an entire “Insta Story” dedicated to exposing him aptly titled, “F**K U RAND.”