Britney Spears Rant Against 'War Dog Media' In Bikini Amidst Pregnancy Mention

Britney Spears is enjoying her freedom in Maui it seems, with her fiance Sam Asghari, while mourning her 'purple hair' and the 'fat roll' pics of her that paps show.

She's also fighting a bug that reminds her of pregnancy (GASP) while showing her fans dizzying videos of sun-kissed curves, making Instagram "thank Jesus for Britney".

Spears is vacationing with her fiance, Sam Asghari in Maui but she's so not happy with the media. Apparently, Spears is not feeling all that well and wrote so in an Instagram post that had various videos and photos of them about it. She wrote, "I’ve done so well trying to fight feeling sick by doing THE RIGHT thing and it just sucks 😤 !!! Paps still show pics of me on the balcony with fat rolls 😂😹🤷🏼‍♀️ !!!! The media has always been hateful to me !!!"

She continued talking about her body saying, "I know my body is not perfect by any means but I also know I definitely don’t look like that 📸 📸 📸 !!!! Guess I should stay at the gym 💪🏼 for 3 hours like Sam does lol ... NEVER 👎 !!!! Oh well … here are a couple of moments from our trip to Maui 🌊☀️👙 !!!"

After her rants against her family and her sister, Jamie Lynn in particular, Britney's new target is the paps.

Spears showed off her glistening curves in a video and spoke about how she's not feeling all that well which has made her lose more weight.

BUT, she has a grouse with the paps.

So in a very direct, no-nonsense way, Brit-Brit laid into the paparazzi, saying, " wake up and my body is so little yet the war dog media hiding outside my room put me on defense just like they always have … so if you’re outside my room trying to get another cheap shot of me … please go f**k yourself and leave me alone !!!! I should be able to run around naked if I choose to … Have a good day folks !!! I will say I am grateful for the food in Maui 🏝 and this cool hotel … I just wish the sneaky paps would f**k off 🙄🙄🙄⁣

⁣Pss … Aloha 🌺 although the paps are horrible, Maui is absolutely pure magic 🪄… Thank you dear Jesus for this magical place."

How can you fault that magnificent body?

Britney also detailed how she was not feeling all that well, writing, "I think I have a small bug … the only thing that is similar to this feeling is when I was pregnant 🤰… it’s nausea 🤢 that is the worst … It’s like I can’t wake up so I go to the gym trying to wake my system up !!! It’s like clockwork ⏰ … I break my first sweat then I go to the bathroom and throw up 🤮… it’s absolutely horrible but then I stay at the gym because I don’t want to go home and lay sick in bed."

She continued saying, "I keep going and night I go dancing 💃🏻 and my system starts to get clarity … Dude … this has been going on for a month and if someone has this you’re not alone !!! I’ve lost 2 pounds and that’s a lot for my body."

Fans are concerned for Britney, as one fan advised, "Take a COVID test or pregnancy test 🙏🏾be safe love ❤️."

Others felt it could be anxiety, and sent her support, "Weight loss and weight shaming culture is trash, don’t pay it any mind."

Meanwhile, here's Britney, looking like a bomb.