Britney Spears Describes 'Pooping' Herself In Bizarre Instagram Video

Britney Spears wants it known she never "pooped" herself, sharing a bizarre 'skit' describing the accident on her Instagram page.

The 'Toxic' singer just posted an awkward video on social media, describing a night out on the town with her boyfriend "Earl" where she was unable to hold in her bowels. Spears claims the video is a "skit" created in her home, where she plays both the victim of the smelly accident -- and the woman's therapist.

Britney named the footage, 'Sessions with Ashley' and plays both characters in the short film. In the video, Britney cries on command while describing the incident, and reveals the lengthy story about letting loose during a romantic date night.

"No, I never pooped on myself!!! This is a skit!!!," Britney captioned the video. 

The 3-minute video has been viewed over half a million times and takes place in the living room of her home. Starting as the therapist, she begins, "Your bowel movements are obviously getting into the way of you showing him your affection...this is a very serious matter." Adding, "I know there is a lot of Japanese herbs, there is a lot of things in our world that can help you with your bowels.

If you are already confused, just wait, Britney switches in mid-video to the woman who is seeking help. Scroll Down To See The Video!

In a slightly higher-toned voice, Britney continues, "We had a wonderful night, it was beautiful, it was a starry night. We understand he has a drinking problem." The pop star describes the character being taken to a Broadway-style performance of 'CATS' where she is introduced to the cast during intermission. The singer describes the incident, saying, "He took me backstage and wanted to kiss me in front of the cast.

This is where the story takes a shocking left turn!

"I think I had too much to eat with my hamburger and I am actually a little allergic to fired food," Britney says while faking a crying session. "It happened again, I had to run away, I went to the bathroom. I just sh-- on myself everywhere, I sh-- everywhere, and I couldn't stop it. It was the nerves of being with him," Britney lashes out raising her voice to a scream.

She continues, "He makes me so scared because I just want everything to go right, and all of the sudden I just let go, and I just s--- everywhere!"

Still confused?!

The video ends with the pop star answering a fake question from the therapist about how it makes her feel, answering, "It makes me feel way better in my belly once I sh-- everywhere, but the embarrassment factor of just letting go like that, is really just too much to handle. I need your guidance."

Shockingly, this isn't the most stunning thing Britney posted on Instagram today, following it up with a brutal statement about slapping her sister -- Jamie Lynn -- in the face.

"I flew home to Jamie Lynn on the couch watching her tv shows right after Justin and I broke up… I was a ghost there ? !!!!! I had worked my whole life and I didn’t know how to be served by Mamma … Sit there and get served the chocolate milkshakes with the perfectly crushed ice with the secret chunky sugar meanwhile Jamie Lynn is 12, she indulges with the TV for hours then goes to layout on a raft at the pool … I’m in shock because this was never my life !!!! Justin’s family was all I knew for many years ... Things were different now and Jamie Lynn had a new Nickelodeon show … All I remember saying was “DAMN !!! How the hell does a 12-year-old land a Nickelodeon show ????” ….. HMMMMMMM," she wrote. 

Adding, "Well, I never got my iced chocolate drink ??‍♀️? !!! I mean yeah … I’m grown up right ??? But then maybe I might need a little support … It was a People Magazine cover … The people show up and as Jamie Lynn says, I was scared !!!! F--k yeah !!! My Mamma was on pain medication and could barely hold a conversation in the house because she and my dad split and she was more messed up than anything !!!! I remember her sitting on the floor in a conversation and she never got up… and I’m sorry Jamie Lynn, I wasn’t strong enough to do what should have been done … slapped you and Mamma right across your f--king faces!!!!!"

Wow, just wow.