Opinion: Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson's 'Relationship' Is A Sham

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Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s “situationship” is just that, a situation, that is only temporary.

As you may or may not know, Kim and Pete ignited romance rumors back in October when they were spotted holding hands on a roller coaster at Knott’s Scary Farm.

Following their friendly encounter, the SKIMS founder visited Pete in his home state of New York, more specifically his hometown of Staten Island.

The two took in an intimate dinner at Pete’s favorite Italian restaurant, and the next night they were partying it up the big apple with a group of friends.

Pete and Kim celebrated his birthday together in Los Angeles while wearing matching pajamas, and she sucked the life out of his neck leaving behind a massive hickey.

While that’s great and all, I believe it’s all for show. Nothing about this relationship is real.

This is a plot twist contrived by Kris Jenner for ratings.

Their new show, which has yet to be named, will premiere on Hulu in the new year. Little is known about what will be featured on the show, but we do know Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s engagement was filmed for the reality series.

The engagement completely overshadowed the family, especially Kim, for 15 minutes too long.

Given that Kim was the STAR of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” she’s going to need more of the spotlight.

And seeing how her divorce from Kanye is a rather stale and boring storyline at this point, Pete is the perfect pawn to bring into the Kardashian-Jenner money game.

Reason one I believe their “romance” is fake: MONEY.

Kris is a cash cow and will do anything for the sake of money. Dating a Kardashian or Jenner is a business deal after all.

And who can fault her?

She’s a savvy business woman just trying to get her 20% cut so that she can keep living the extravagant life she lives.

Reason two I believe this romance is fake: Kim doesn’t like chaos.

Pete just turned 28.

Kim is 41 with four children.

Now, I’m not age shaming here, my father is 12-years-older than my step-mom, and I fully support it.

But here’s why the age difference is detrimental.

She’s running multiple multi-million-dollar empires, studying for the baby bar, which she’s failed three times, and has four children to tend to.

Pete on the other hand doesn’t have ANY of these responsibilities.

He works on ‘SNL,’ during the week, films a few movies here and there, does a few ad campaigns and calls it a day.

I mean, hello… Calvin Klein?

However, I think Pete is totally content with this situationship.

If you think about it, his popularity has increased tenfold. According to Newsweek  his name made the Top 10 list of “Global People of 2021.”

As long as Pete doesn’t embarrass Kim or do her wrong, he has everything to gain from their temporary fling.

The two live very different lifestyles, and it would definitely pose a problem IF their situationship turned into something more.

Yes, maybe Kimmy needed a rebound after being married to Kanye West for seven years, but the fact of the matter is their divorce is not yet finalized.

They’re both still legally married to one another, so Kim is technically still married until the divorce moves forward.

Kim’s current situation with Pete is basically the storyline of “How Stella Got Her Groove Back.”

Mature, successful business woman starts dating a younger man, has hot passionate sex, ends up finding her true self, and ditches the guy to live her fabulous life.

“How Kimberly Got Her Groove Back,” would be a great title for the family’s new reality series, just sayin’.

The way I see it, Pete is just a fling for the holidays, and after the holidays are over, she’ll be done with him like the toys from last Christmas.