There is savage, and there is savagery. Famous for her British accent, classic style, and witty sense of humor, “Bravo” star Lisa Vanderpump quickly became a fan favorite.
After being consistent for nine seasons, she became an OG actress on “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills.” After season nine, she decided to quit the show and headline her show called “Vanderpump Rules.”
Most of her quips from the show became famous. Some of her most iconic punchlines largely reference her.
To honor the premiere of season nine of “Vanderpump Rules,” here are nine of the most epic quick-witted remarks she made about her co-stars.
The ‘That Much’ Moment With With Adrienne Maloof
Many season 3 fans of the “Real Housewives” cannot forget this moment. On “RHOBH,” Vanderpump appeared to have had a few unpleasant moments with former co-star Adrienne Maloof.
In the opening episode of season three, the two appeared to be on the same page. But Vanderpump seemed to sense that Maloof was on edge and somewhat uncomfortable around her.
In response to how she felt, she said, “I have a feeling she’s nervous.” “I don’t aim to frighten her,” she admitted modestly before adding, “That much.” it’s almost certain no one saw that coming.
If James Knew, He Wouldn’t Have Boasted
Vanderpump seemed like the kind of friend who’d support you but not hesitate to call out your BS. One of her co-stars, James Kennedy, frequently showed off his DJ skills on the program. And Vanderpump was supportive most of the time.
However, there were times Kenndy caused a scene after getting drunk heavily. Vanderpump believed things weren’t “fine and dandy” and got fed up in episode four of season five.
She decided to tune Kennedy down a notch. She reminded him, saying, “You’re not Calvin Harris,” after he boasted about “winning.”
The Naughty Bedroom Quip
Vanderpump’s real-life husband, Ken Todd, has acted with her on two of Bravo’s shows. Being married for almost 40 years, fans have been exposed to numerous jokes about their bedroom shenanigans.
Although she has made multiple statements about her marriage with Todd, this particular naughty one has become a classic.
“My husband refers to me as a sexual object. During the first season of RHOBH, she taunted, “He thinks every time he wants sex, I object.” How could anyone forget that easily?
Don’t Smack Talk Her Puppy!
Vanderpump was not thrilled when Lisa Rinna, her former RHOBH co-star, requested that she and others on the program be paid for the Vanderpump’s Dogs spin-off.
“I’m enthusiastic about dogs, just not crazy about b**ches,'” Vanderpump said when asked about Rinna’s comments. Ouch!
‘Not Important Enough To Hate’
Stassi Schroeder was a former employee who had a clash with Vanderpump. She then sought her ex-boss in season 4 to apologize.
However, Vanderpump claimed that they were “empty words” – among other things. And an angry Schroeder accused Vanderpump of hatred towards her.
Vanderpump, who seemed unmoved by the emotional display, cracked a quip: “You know what? You’re not significant enough to hate. Please have a seat.” The expression on Schroeder’s face said it all.
Mister, “Center Of Attention”
Jax Taylor went head-to-head with many co-characters while he was on the show, including Vanderpump and Todd. Some argued he loved to be the center of attention or the “It” guy.
He once tried to talk to Vanderpump when she was in a bad mood. She frankly told him, “I’m not interested in anything you have to say right now.” Nothing that’s coming out of your mouth is of any interest to me.” D*mn
Friendship Gone Sour
When Brandi Glanville debuted on the show, she made friends with Vanderpump and Todd. But in no time, their connection faded. When Vanderpump explained why she cut ties with Glanville, she remarked, “I mean, she says a bunch of nonsense most of the time.”
The TomTom Bar
Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz presented Vanderpump with cocktail menu ideas for their new venture, “TomTom,” in season seven of Vanderpump Rules.
However, she appeared disheartened by their lack of creativity and shallow thinking.
“Spiced unicorn urine martinis – that’s fantastic!” But I have to see it!” she shouted in response to their creations.
Friends Turned Frenemies
It would take years to go over Vanderpump’s history with RHOBH ex-friend Kyle Richards.
Everything came to a halt when Richards accused Vanderpump of informing the press about co-stars. It wasn’t the first time she’d suggested Vanderpump was a cunning colleague, but it seemed to be the last.
Amid a fight that appeared to be the end of their friendship, Vanderpump urged Richards, “Show yourself out, darlin’.”
It’s safe to say, Vanderpump really out-witted herself, and her quips might never get old.