Tristan Thompson is getting absolutely obliterated online.

The NBA player recently shared an Instagram about “patterns,” and fans had a heyday with his corny post.

In case you haven’t been keeping up with Tristan, he’s been galivanting around Greece and St. Tropez this last week.

Earlier in the week, he was spotted holding hands with a mystery brunette in Mykonos, Greece, and followed it up by a casual day on Tommy Hilfiger’s yacht.

More recently, the Chicago Bulls players shared a photo of himself in an all-white outfit.

He’s sitting on a patterned chair in front of a patterned curtain. Tristan captioned the photo, “Patterns and details is everything ⚪️😊🤞🏾.”

“And some patterns are hard to break 🤦‍♀️,” one person commented.

“Condoms are everything too, bruh!”

“True THAT. Maybe Khloe should have payed more attention to your patterns,” another commented.