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Check Out This Insane $76,000 Thanksgiving Dinner

By TheBlast Staff

If you think you're spending an arm and a leg on your Thanksgiving feast -- quit your bellyaching -- a steakhouse in New York is serving up the most expensive turkey dinner ever at a whopping $76,000 a head!

The Old Homestead Steakhouse is offering the indulgent dinner (at an absurdly indulgent price tag) for one day only.

What's on the menu, you ask?

  • $105 per lb organically-raised turkey

  • $475 per lb wagyu beef lollipops with a peppercorn au poivre sauce infused with a special reserve $4,800 bottle of Louis XIII cognac (Louis is probably rolling over in his grave at that use of his prized cognac)

  • Gravy infused with $3,300 special reserve Pappy Van Winkle bourbon (Pappy Van Winkle should only be infused in a rock glass)

  • Mashed potatoes with $455 per lb imported Swedish moose cheese (whatever the eff that is)

  • $54 per lb foie gras

  • $46 loaf sourdough bread (is the yeast made of gold?)

  • $60 per oz balsamic vinegar

  • A "splash" of wine from France that costs $1,750 a bottle (a waste of wine if you ask us)

  • Orange marmalade glaze made from Dekopon oranges -- $75 a piece -- infused with special reserve $1,800 per bottle Gran Marnier

  • King oysters at $100 a piece with an Opus One (fancy wine) mignonette (each oyster better come with a pearl)

The dining package also includes four tickets to Hamilton, a limo, fancy hotel, a $7,500 shopping spree and a $20,000 watch.

Speaking on the holiday extravaganza, co-owner Marc Sherry insists,“this Thanksgiving experience is priceless."

Only it's not ... it's nearly $80,000.

If we seem judgy about the really, really ridiculously high price it's just the jealousy talking. Stove Top tastes better anyways.

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