Sometimes, Twitter just really comes through when you need it.
Stormy Daniels sat down with a sketch artist to mock up a rendering of a man who allegedly threatened her to keep quiet about her affair with President Trump.
Her attorney, Michael Avenatti, posted a tweet offering $100,000 to anyone who can help positively identify the man in the sketch and Twitter did *not* disappoint.
— DO NOT RETWEET (@platewithears) April 17, 2018
The internet couldn’t help but notice that the alleged man in question looks a whole lot like a ton of famous actors. In less than 30 minutes, suggestions were pouring in and they are pure gold.
Old-School Brad Pitt
Vintage Val Kilmer
Anthony Michael Hall
Taking a break from serial killing … Dexter (Michael C Hall)
Team America’s Gary Johnston (F**K YEAH!)
Thomas Haden Church
And, finally: The Mooch
If you happen to know who the *actual* person in the sketch is, you can email Stormy’s team at email@example.com.