Watch Snooki Eat Taco Bell for the First Time: ‘What Are the Calories on This Thing?’

“Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi rectified a serious problem — she’s never eaten Taco Bell once in her life — and filmed herself and a friend chowing down on nearly the entire menu.

Snooki, who is currently pregnant with her third child, and celebrity makeup artist Joey Camasta raided a nearby Taco Bell for a whole slew of items from the iconic fast food Mexican restaurant.

Despite not liking anything spicy or beans, Snooki seemed to enjoy her first trip through the menu (it helped that Joey is a big fan of The Bell) and at one asked, “What are the calories on this thing?”

Never ask that question, Snooki — you do not want to know the answer.

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She also remarked at one point that “this would be amazing if you’re wasted,” proving she’s a fast learner.

From the looks of the things, she appeared to like the Cheesy Gordita Crunch most of all, calling it a “taste orgasm.”

Sounds like she’s about to become a regular customer.