Rebel Wilson was tasked with explaining Valentine's Day and relationships to children, and boy did it take some turns.
The star of "Isn't It Romantic" taped a bit for The Ellen Show, and talked to the school children about everything from Tinder to hardcore drug use.
Wilson asked the children if they had any Valentine's, and if they ever call their crushes cute names, like "babe, honey and sugar t*ts." She also explained what Tinder was to the kids, and let them swipe left and right on a few of her options while the actress admitted, "I have high standards because I'm a celebrity."
Perhaps the most important advice to the children had to do with the dangers of crystal meth. As Wilson puts it, when someone offers meth, just say "No thanks, I'll have an apple."