Kanye West

President Trump Is Serving Up Boring AF Lunch Menu to Kanye West

Kanye West is set to meet President Trump for lunch and the menu for their highly publicized meal is surprisingly basic and bland.

The group will start with a caprese salad with balsamic glaze – AKA some tomatoes and cheese – roasted chicken, tiny potatoes and sautéed asparagus.

The White House released the details on Thursday’s meeting that will include West, Jim Brown, Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump. Judging by the menu, the five will likely be focused on talking.

Trump’s lunch agenda will reportedly zero in on “urban revitalization, the creation of Opportunity Zones, new workforce training programs” and will seek to find solutions to bring down crime rates in Chicago. He will also chime in with “ideas from his meeting with African American pastors,” according to the White House’s release.

It’s unclear why Trump, who loves food, went with such a standard menu. He and Kanye share a mutual love for McDonalds, and the lunch meeting could have been the perfect opportunity to pow-wow over Big Macs.

There’s also no dessert listed … and we all know how much Kanye likes ice cream.

If he’s smart, he’ll pick up some food on the way.

Trump’s lunch talk will reportedly zero in on “urban revitalization, the creation of Opportunity Zones, new workforce training programs” and will seek to find solutions to bring down crime rates in Chicago. Trump will also chime in with “ideas from his meeting with African American pastors,” according to the White House’s release.

Jim Brown has arrived to the meeting and said he was hopeful they would accomplish some good things.