Blasphemy! Popemobile Commits Capital Sin, Gives Pontiff a Shiner

The Popemobile totally fell down on the job this week as it failed to protect the Holy Father.

The bullet-proof vehicle is specially designed to keep Pope Francis safe as he cruises the streets.

In Colombia this week, the Papas motorcade stopped short causing him to bang his face into the side. Thus the black eye.

There’s a good chance the driver had to say quite a few Hail Mary’s afterward.