Nobody is more excited for the NFL Draft to head to Las Vegas than the local sex workers, and they want to show their enthusiasm for the expected boost in sales by awarding the top draft pick with a very special signing bonus.
The NFL just announced Vegas would host the 2020 Draft in a statement: “The Raiders are very excited for Las Vegas and are proud to help host the 2020 NFL Draft,” adding, “Las Vegas is the entertainment capital of the world and will provide a tremendous experience fo the NFL and its fans.”
The legal hookers at Sheri’s Ranch, a brothel near Sin City, tell The Blast they plan on rewarding the top draft pick with a complimentary session with one of the brothel’s lovely ladies, as well as a complimentary videotape to remember the occasion.
Speaking of fan experiences, the brothel recently unveiled a new “Sex Tape Room” as a way for customers to create a memento from their full-contact experience. “Vegas has been booming since the Raiders announced their move,” brothel madam, Dena, tells us. She expects that, “Draft Week will be huge for Sheri’s Ranch.”
One of the brothel’s top sex workers, Allissa, says she hopes the good times had during Draft Week will persuade the league to host a future Super Bowl in Las Vegas.
“We’re willing to do our part to make Las Vegas the football party capital of the world,” Allissa explains, adding, “If Las Vegas Gets a Super Bowl in 2025, you can be sure that we will go all the way to show our appreciation!”