Hailstin? Jailey? Biebwin? Whatever we're calling them ... they're making us ? with these seaside photos and we don't know how to feel.
The Biebs and Baldwin were already spotted in Miami hooking up for church, but now they're getting very up close and personal ... in swimsuits no less!
Baldwin was even spotted toweling off a sopping wet Bieber (AKA the dream come true of Beliebers everywhere.)
Somewhere in the world, Selena Gomez just shuddered.