Jessica Simpson Shows Expert Level Poise

Jessica Simpson displayed her cat-like reflexes when she kept her feet despite being dragged through an insane crowd of flashing cameras.

Simpson and husband Eric Johnson were leaving Craig’s in West Hollywood Tuesday night.  They had been out celebrating his 38th birthday.

The amount of photogs around the couple is a sight to see, and Jessica is almost brought to her knees while waiting to get in the car.

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The best part of the video — the look Johnson gets after he’s oblivious to her peril.

We’ve all been there, bro.