Jeff Goldblum statue

God Creates Man, Man Creates Sexy Jeff Goldblum Sculpture

A sexy Jeff Goldblum sculpture is just what this chaotic world needed and we didn’t even know it.

“Jurassic Park” turned 25 in June and Now TV decided to pay homage to the dino flick by immortalizing the film’s most iconic character, Dr. Ian Malcolm, in his sexiest scene.

See the way they’ve so accurately captured his bedroom eyes? His ample tanned chest, glistening with the dirt and sweat from running from a cranky T. rex? See how they’ve nailed the relaxed, aloof placement of his hands because even in the face of potentially being a velociraptor’s midnight snack, Dr. Malcom is still somehow above all this?

Jeff Goldblum statue
NOWTV

Bravo!

You’re only able to feast your eyes on giant Jeff Goldblum for one night and he’s propped up at Potters Fields Park by London Bridge in the UK.

[frantically searches for cheap flights to London.]