Honey Boo Boo Declares War on ‘Elf on the Shelf’

Honey Boo Boo has cast her vote in the holiday’s season most polarizing debate, “Elf on the Shelf” vs “Reindeer in Here.”

12-year-old Alana says the elf is creepy, and she’s team reindeer all the way.

Her sister Pumpkin, who recently announced is pregnant, is also denouncing the elf and declaring her undying allegiance to the reindeer, which is such an unbelievable fantastic toy that it’s already sold out on Amazon after going on sale today for the first time.

But don’t worry if you weren’t able to get your hands on one, more reindeer are on the way and you can bet they’ll be leaving a trail of dismembered elves on their way from the North Pole.

Happy Holidays!