A Bunch of Crazy Things From GOOP’s Gift Guides are Already Sold Out

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‘Tis the season for holiday gift guides (check out one of ours here) and Gwyneth Paltrow‘s affectionately pretentious GOOP is already selling out of goods.

TBH, most of the stuff in the guides are kinda affordable and pretty unique. A few people in The Blast office are already filling their digital shopping carts.

However, true to form, there are ridiculously overpriced things like a $6M island in Belize and a $14,000 motorcycle and sidecar but, hey, if you can afford it.

Check out some of the bonkers items that people have already gooped up:

Essential Oil Burner; $181

GOOP

Not gonna lie … kinda sad this one is sold out.

Gold Laminato Dino Shoes; $250

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All three colors are already sold out. They’re super cute but … your kid will prolly outgrow them by the time your done opening presents.

Step Stool; $95.00

GOOP

For a child you clearly hate. 

Great White Shark Cat Bed; $89.00

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But does it come with the cat?

Self-Inking Stamp: Copper + Black; $185.00

GOOP

For all the letters we write? With our pens?

AP Collection Stuffed Animal Chairs; Price Upon Request

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At least you know they don’t already have one.

Vesper Vibrator Necklace; $149.00

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Honestly? We hope they’re re-stocking soon.

James Joyce Set; $125.00

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This is just SO GOOP.

BTW, you can still get:

Benwa Balls Ø2; $885

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It’s the gift that gives twice.