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Charlie Sheen Tries to Move in On ‘Men’ Reboot After ‘Roseanne’ Gets Dumped

Charlie Sheen didn’t even wait for the body to stop twitching before seizing a golden moment of opportunism in pure Warlock fashion.

Sheen just sent out a public message to the ABC brass announcing that he would love to take over the spot in the schedule left after “Roseanne” got the boot.

“adios
Roseanne!

good
riddance.

hashtag
NOT Winning.

the
runway is
now clear
for
OUR reboot.”

Sheen is no stranger to self-destructing to the point of getting kicked off network TV, except when he tried to tank “Two and a Half Men” they just killed off his character.

Come to think of it, maybe the Conner’s should look into having a piano delivered to Lanford.