Stripper Rakes in Dough for Eating Pizza Onstage

Not all heroes wear capes ... or pants.

A dancer at a Hollywood strip club made big money after she walked onstage, sat right down and proceeded to eat a slice of pizza.

Lilly Moon, a stripper at Jumbo's Clown Room, went viral this week after her cheesy stunt made its way online and the Internet immediately dubbed the performance "life goals."

Moon, who's video racked up millions of views, tells The Blast she definitely did not expect everyone to make such a big deal out of it.

Lilly tells The Blast she "just thought it would be funny" after her co-workers ordered a cheese pizza from Garage Pizza in Silverlake, California.

While Lilly didn't go into specifics regarding just how much cash she raked in, she says it was more than usual and "definitely more than I expected [to make] for sitting down and eating."

All we want to know is where do we send our résumés?