Here is a spooky thought, Miley Cyrus could have four new boyfriends now that October is in full swing.
The “Slide Away” singer posted several shots to her Instagram and said, “Met a couple new potential partners. Felt like I was on The Bachelorette.”
Whats funny is that her “potential partners” appear to be long deceased despite the fact that they are made of rubber.
Miley had some fun on the first day of October by going to a pumpkin patch.
She shared several pictures of all the attractions including all of her eligible suitors.
Cyrus also posed with giant pumpkins and played with farm animals at the petting zoo.
The witty comments are what make these memories stand out to fans and Miley is showing that she can be quite funny.
She wrote, “Last night was literally the G.O.A.T,” along with pictures of her literally playing with goats.
Her sister, Brandi, got in on the fun and commented on the pic of Miley surround by several giant pumpkins.
“Those are some BIG OLE pumpkins,” Brandi said in the cheeky comment.
Miley always pushes the boundaries of social norms and her pumpkin patch trip was no exception.
The star shared a photo of a phallic shaped piece of fruit.
“What kind of fkin pumpkin patch is this?!?!” Miley captioned the snap. “I named him Gourd-en Ramsey** for obvious reasons….
So far, after all of her recent breakups, she’s shared her love for her dog and rubber dummies.
That’s just Miley being Miley. BTW, love the bangs!