Anthony Weiner was just sentenced to 21 months in a federal lockup, and he's angling to go to an institution that's pretty lax when it comes to computer use and commissary but very strict on interior decorating.
Weiner's legal team is requesting the disgraced politician serve his time in FCI Schuylkill in Pennsylvania. SchuyLkill is a minimum security penitentiary.
According to the inmate handbook, Weiner would have access to the prison's computer labs for 15 minute increments and have 100 active emails.
However, inmates are forbidden from pasting any "naked or provocative photos, calendars, pin-ups" on any walls or windows.
Weiner was convicted of transferring obscene material to a minor after pleading guilty to sexting with a 15-year-old girl.
As for commissary, Weiner would get his pick of a pretty impressive list, including root beer barrels, honey buns, and beef summer sausage.
Hygiene is covered too, Weiner would have access to apricot body scrub and get to keep up on his grooming with some Mach3 razors.
Prison fun fact: Beanie Siegel formerly served his tax eviction conviction at Schuylkill, and the facility currently houses a former New York mobster from the Genovese crime family.