Answer: They know nothing about football.
Question: Who are the contestants on Thursday night’s episode of “Jeopardy!”?
Alex Trebek savagely ripped everyone last night as he made his way through the Talkin’ Football category and not one contestant rang in … not once.
“Let’s look at the $1,000 clue, just for the fun of it,” Trebek said before the last clue. When he was met with blank faces, he said before giving the correct answer, “If you guys ring in and get this one, I will die.”
Needless to say, Trebek lived.