Lizzo shared some exciting news last week and her “baby daddy” has finally responded to all of it.
‘Captain America’ himself is proud to be the “father” of Lizzo’s “baby.”
We use “quotes” because this is in every sense a satirical story, but something you need to be informed about, ok?!
Alright, so last week, the “Like A Girl” singer started a rumor that she has been “sucking in” and that she is in fact PREGNANT with the father being her long-time crush, Chris Evans.
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Lizzo revealed the “news” in a TikTok video posted last week. With the “Captain America” theme song playing in the background, Lizzo starts off saying, “This is something I’ve been trying to keep really personal and private just between me and the father of my child, but since we’re airing out all the rumors today, I’ve been sucking in.”
The singer then pushes out her stomach and rubs it.
“We’re gunna have a little America,” she triumphantly says at the end of the video. She captioned it, “THE SECRET IS OUT🇺🇸.”
@lizzoReply to @notjustjosiahh THE SECRET IS OUT🇺🇸♬ Captain America (From “Captain America: The First Avenger”) – London Music Works
Obviously, her fans knew this “pregnancy news” was a massive joke since Lizzo has been thirsting after Evans for months. The two have created a rather special and comical bond with one another.
Evans clearly got wind of the exciting baby news and responded to Lizzo in the most appropriate way.
On Sunday, August 1, Lizzo posted yet another video to her TikTok confirming the “rumors” are true.
@lizzoOMG YALL— HE SAW THE BABY BUMP! WE DID IT! NOW YALL GOTTA NAME LIL MERICA!!!!! WHAT YALL BOUTA NAME MY BABY ?! 🤰🏾🇺🇸♬ original sound – lizzo
In the video, Lizzo says “All the rumors are true” with text over her that read, “Guess what besties? We secured the child support bag!!!!!”
The video then cuts to her direct message thread with Evans and his response is classic.
“Hi! Just heard about our little bundle of joy 😂 my mother will be so happy lol,” Evans wrote.
He then followed up that message with, “(Just promise me no gender reveal parties lol).”
He’s already a ‘Fur Dad!’
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Lizzo and Evans’ love story began in April after the “Good As Hell” singer drunkenly slid into Capt. America’s DMs.
After sliding, she took to TikTok to EXPOSE herself for her inebriated ways. She captioned the TikTok, “Don’t drink and DM, kids…. for legal porpoises this is a joke.”
In the video, Lizzo uses the TikTok green screen feature with a screenshot of a DM conversation behind her.
As she lip syncs to original audio by Tatayanna Mitchell she reveals this message, “The reason I’m upset about this one is, I know I’m not going to be able to marry him and honestly it hurts me to the core because damn papa he a rare breed no comparing, Like Chris…!”
@lizzoDon’t drink and DM, kids…. for legal porpoises this is a joke♬ original sound – HI I’M TATI 💕
The ‘captain’ responded to her flirty message, “No shame in a drunk DM god knows I’ve done worse on this app lol.”
If you aren’t aware of the “worse” he’s done on Instagram, it involves an egg-plant emoji over his nether regions.
Lizzo and Evans have continued to chat on the social media app with him wishing her a ‘happy birthday’ in April and most recently responding to the “baby news.”