In the words of Pauly D, “We heard you like to visit the Staten Island Dump this time of year,” and it looks like “Jersey Shore” cast member Angelina Pivarnick is just about ready to make a visit.
Angelina who hails from Staten Island, NY, had a roller-coaster of a journey at the “Jersey Shore” house in Seaside Heights when the show first took off.
She has since reclaimed her place within the “Jersey Shore” family, and has been a recurring cast member of the spinoff series, “Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.”
Thursdays are now ‘Jerzdays,’ because “Jersey Shore: Family Vacation” officially returned for another season on Thursday, June 3.
The debut episode was filled with many shocking moments, namely the return of Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi.
However, another shocker came in the form of Angelina’s confession about her marriage and sex life.
Angelina married Chris Larangeira in November 2019, and if you’re a true “Jersey Shore” fan you know this wedding caused MAJOR drama between the ladies of the house.
Who could forget ‘Snooki,’ JWOWW and Deena’s “Speech Heard ‘Round The World?”
Clearly that’s all water under the bridge now, as Angelina is confiding in her co-stars.
In an intimate chat with JWOWW and Deena, Angelina dished on how her marriage to Chris is not going great. She admitted their sex life is lacking big time, even calling it “dogs***t.”
In the candid conversation Angelina said, “It’s like, we’ll fight and then whoever starts the fight won’t want to bang. So, he don’t want to bang, I don’t want to bang, no one wants to bang.”
Maybe you just need to ask William Hung to perform his rendition of Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs?”
Angelina was quick to admit her faults telling the ladies, “I’m not perfect by any means. I’m not the most perfect wife ever. I yell at him, I’ll belittle him sometimes. I feel like we’re both wrong. But see how I’m admitting it to you? He won’t ever admit that he’s wrong.”
Rumors of trouble in paradise for the couple began brewing in March when the couple unfollowed each other on Instagram, in turn sparking divorce rumors.
In this lifetime, an ‘unfollow’ means things have come undone, and NOT in a good way.
Fans of the show saw the toxicity of their relationship play out on season one of “Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.”
The couple had a do-over wedding on the last season of ‘JS:FV,’ but it might not be enough to salvage the marriage.
Angelina continued to speak about her relationship woes in a confessional telling the camera the two had previously gone “through spurts” but recently things hit a new low.
“Our sex life is nonexistent at this point and honestly, I don’t know if we can get the spark back in our relationship,” said Angelina, adding, “And that’s not a good thing.”
The last trace of Chris on Angelina’s Instagram is from June 2020; however, he attended the MTV Movie & TV Awards: UNSCRIPTED last month, and his last name is back in her Instagram bio after it was removed last year.
Clearly, we’re going to need to hire a play-by-play announcer to keep up with this relationship!