My first kiss went a little like this… “Oh my god that was HORRIFYING!”
Those might’ve been the words going through actress Emily Blunt’s mind during her first kiss.
Ahh first love! What an innocent, exciting, and anxiety-inducing concept. Some of Hollywood’s elite shared their first kiss on-screen in front of millions.
Mila Kunis we’re looking at you!
However, for some celebrities, their first kiss occurred off-screen and could be comparable to a horror movie.
In enters Emily Blunt and her less-than blissful first kiss.
Emily appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Wednesday while promoting the premiere of “A Quiet Place Part II,” a movie that she’s been promoting for over a year due to Covid-19.
Emily explained to Jimmy the monumental moment of her womanhood went down at a 13th birthday party. The lucky lad to lock lips with Emily for the first time ever was a guy by the name of Ashley Clark.
Jimmy and the audience let out a collective “awwww” and Emily immediately shut down the cooing with, “No! No, it was a horror show.”
Nothing like starting young to prepare for your future career in horror films.
Emily set the scene of her first kiss explaining it was in the dining room of her family home where 18 kids gathered around a bottle. She put a sign on the door that ready, “Don’t come in Mom.”
Of course, they were gathered around a bottle because a game of ‘Spin the Bottle’ was about to ensue.
Emily said, “I spun the bottle, it landed on Ashley, and I thought, ‘Oh my God, this is it.’”
See her give the full play-by-play!
She described her knight in shining armor as a tall and handsome guy with a curtained styled hairdo.
It was all the rage in the ‘90s!
So, when it came time to play tonsil hockey Emily said, “Now, I had heard about the concept of French kissing but I thought: ‘Why would that be pleasurable or nice?’ And it wasn’t. I was just horrified by the whole thing. I just remember surreptitiously wiping my mouth afterwards. It was horrible.”
So, did Emily & Clark did give kissing another shot after the “horror show” of a first kiss?
Emily revealed she hasn’t kept in touch with him, but no harm, no foul!
But not to fret Emily, you are not alone in your first kiss horror story. Billie Eilish admitted that her first kiss was absolutely horrendous.
Billie revealed her first kiss was with a guy by the name of Henry Whitford. The two went on a date to the movies the day before Valentine’s Day back in 2017.
Billie recalled it being the “worst movie ever.”
The tweens decided to do something romantic to make the movie a bit more interesting and locked lips. This moment marked Billie’s first kiss.
However, the kiss came to an abrupt halt when Henry said, “Wow that was really not as magical at all as I thought it was going to be.”
Pack salt, Henry!