Husbands. Call them a necessary evil, but times seem to have changed them. At least when it comes to actor, “Top Gear” host and the husband of actress Kristen Bell Dax Shepard, who decided that sharing a nude picture of her would be a good idea.
He posted a picture of Kristen Bell on his Instagram, exposing her in the buff to his 3.4 million followers.
While it’s great to take pride in your sexy wife, why does Dax Shepard want to share a naked Kristen Bell with the world?
Well, here’s the dope…
Flummoxed? We Bet!
We don’t know about you, but if we were Kristen Bell, and came across ourselves naked and displayed in all our glory (and Bell is glorious, for sure), we’d be making that face as well.
Of course, to be fair to Shepard, that is Kristen Bell, saying, “Actual footage of me preparing for my @oprah interview yesterday.”
We really doubt anything he does can shock Bell after he decided to have her on her shoulders and do some sit-ups because of his, well, quarantine boredom.
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Do we know what’s going on in the picture? Well, no. And honestly, after Shepard’s caption, not sure we truly want to know.
Said he, “the most important part of this photo isn’t that my bride @kristenanniebell is peeing in the car, it’s that the car is 36 hours old!!!! So much disrespect that I almost have to respect it.”
Keeping aside the “obvious”, the car in question is a ‘Stang, and yes, that’s some serious disrespect.
And yet, they let Shepard host “Top Gear USA.”
The Very Glorious Kirsten Bell. Revealed.
So yes, the essentials have been red-boxed. But there’s Dex Shepard’s bride, doing a downward dog in the buff, except for the compression socks (with BIDEN written on them), and an unsightly pile of dubious brown stuff on one side.
As Shepard put it, “Mom’ing has changed since I was a kid…and I’m here for it. Look at this specimen: kind, patient, nurturing, hilarious, Uber talented, generous, hard AND soft. My girls and I hit the MegaMom Lottery in spectacular fashion. We are so grateful and so in love with you @kristenanniebell ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”
Yet, she still loves him. Someone give her sainthood!
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So what do fans say? Apparently, they love Dax Shepard too. Although most seemed bowled over by Bell “sunning her yoni”. Actually, it was Mae Margaret Witman who wrote, “Gettin some sun on that yoni meemee!!!!!!!!”
Wrote one fan, “If you can’t do naked yoga with socks on in your yard, you aren’t doing it right. ❤️”
For the others, it was “A close second to peeing in your new car ? Jackpot!”.
Since Bell shared this on her Instagram stories and even liked the post, guess she’s okay with this Mother’s Day tribute. The same way Dax is okay with his sobriety gift.
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