Gwyneth Paltrow posed for the debut issue of her Goop magazine wearing nothing but undies, a smile, and lots of clay.
Of course, knowing Gwyneth, it was probably clay found after a five day trek through the Himalayas, and only acquired after answering a mystical shaman’s riddle on the meaning of life.
Expect to see it in the Goop store at $500 per ounce.