Chelsea Handler Upset With Al Pacino & Robert De Niro Over Fatherhood

Chelsea Handler is back with her award-winning brassy sense of humor! In a recent unfiltered video, the comedienne unleashed her sharp tongue on four of the world's most famous procreators.

The TV personality is well-known for her bold comedic style, giving funny yet insightful content that keeps her adoring fans begging for more. Despite her cheeky nature, the blonde beauty frequently gets away with playfully dissing other celebrities.

The victims of her latest bash feast included the Hollywood veterans Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, and Alec Baldwin, alongside the billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk. The group was called out for failing to keep their lower half under control in a hilarious post.

Serving up a cold dose of savagery, the former E! network star shared a short clip of her comedic sketch on Instagram. In the video, the 48-year-old blasted men for having babies despite their age.

Filming herself from the comfort of her home, the New Jersey native rocked her blonde tresses in messy waves while donning a pair of white silk pajamas. She accessorized the casual garment with an emerald necklace and gold knuckle rings.

Kicking off her rant, Handler announced a new plague was on the rise. "There's an epidemic sweeping the country, and, no, it's not another virus; it's worse," the entertainer quipped. "Horny old men who won't stop spreading their seed."

A four-sided picture collage of the victims of her joke flashed across the screen as the stand-up personality chimed: "Don't get me started on these four horny old men who have never met a broken condom they didn't like."

"They cannot stop procreating. Between the four of those guys, they have 32 children," the Ally for Equality Award winner exclaimed before lamenting about the "Dirty Grandpa" star's latest feat. "Robert De Niro just had his seventh child at the tender age of seventy-nine," the comedienne said, playfully gagging at the end of her statement.

The scene switched to a clip of the Tesla Inc. CEO dancing on stage. The entrepreneur's funny movements matched Handler's quip about the 51-year-old's character. According to the "Chelsea Lately" star, Musk might be the youngest in the old men group, but because of his personality, he could be considered a man in his eighties.

"So how do we protect the world's women from horny old men?" the TV personality asked before assuring viewers that she had the perfect plan to ensure the female community's safety. The People's Choice Award recipient's solution was sacrificing herself to these baby-making machines.

The "Hello, Privilege. It's Me, Chelsea" star, who has not welcomed children of her own, believed she was the best way to end the terror of old men. "I have a plan to stop this madness, and I'm offering to put myself up for auction for any available octogenarians," the 48-year-old announced.

Joking about her plan, the New Jersey native noted that she could be found on online market platforms like "eBay and Doordash." She also sweetened the deal by giving fans a 20% discount with the code "sugartits."

"Maybe all these old men should put themselves up for auction. After all, they are antiques," the sarcastic queen added before concluding her sketch with the hilarious slogan from her fake CH Council: "Horny old men — it's never worth the money."

Weeks before her rant against the entertainers mentioned above, Al Pacino made headlines for beating De Niro's old dads' record by announcing his fourth child. In May, "The Godfather" star revealed he was expecting his fourth child with his 29-year-old girlfriend, Noor Alfallah.

At 83, the Triple Crown of Acting honoree became one of the oldest entertainers to father a child, a title his pal De Niro previously held.

A month before Pacino shared his lover's pregnancy, the "About My Father" actor welcomed his seventh child with his partner Tiffany Chen.

On the other hand, Musk led the baby-making list with ten children. The billionaire welcomed his large brood with three different women. He shares six children with his first wife, Justine Wilson, two children with his ex-girlfriend Grimes, and secretly welcomed twins with Shivon Zilis.

Baldwin held the second-highest number of kids. The "Beetlejuice" actor has eight children from two different marriages. He welcomed a daughter with his ex-wife Kim Basinger, while the others were products of his relationship with Hilaria Thomas.