Lori Harvey Declares Herself 'The Goat' On Her 24th Birthday

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Once you snag 2020's "Sexiest Man Alive", it has got to go to your head, right? And since Lori Harvey gets to call Michael B. Jordan her special someone, she is having her cake and eating it too, especially on her 24th birthday. 

And she's not shy about it either, considering she emoji-captioned her latest picture as the "goat" and "queen". So is she the queen of goats or the goat queen? Either way, this goat has all the right to gloat...

Happy birthday Lori Harvey. 

Now that's one terribly romantic picture and it was put up by Michael B. Jordan three days ago, making the fact that he was off the market and with Lori Harvey Instagram official. 

To this, Trevor Noah commented, "Don’t play with us Mike. This better be real and not another coach campaign! ?❤️??".

Others seemed very happy too, one going, "Good ol Black love! That’s what I’m talkin’ bout!! ??❤️??", enough for a backlash comment, "If white people started writing "white love" it doesn't look so good now does it? Why not just love?"

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So forget sweetcheeks and Darlin or anything sexy when it comes to nicknames that Michael B. Jordan has for his newest acquisition, Harvey. When Harvey posted pictures for her 24th birthday, cake in tow, Jordan had an epic comment, "Gimmie!! ??Sheeesh!! Happy Birthday Turtle!!"

So "turtle" is the new darling in town but heck, whatever works for them.

Not everyone was happy for the couple with many women heartbroken over Jordan being off the market, one writing, "bae stawwwpppp ? i’m on the floor cryin !!! ?".

So what does Lori called Michael? Apparently, "nugget"! Go figure! 

Jordan's female fans are feeling this video of him and Harvey horsing around in the snow, and one actually commented, "have you not hurt us enough?". Wow, that's some serious emo right there. 

Another seemingly felt for Harvey as he wrote, "Don’t push her in the snow like that. You the same dude that beat Drago jr. You don’t know your own strength. Chill."

Erm, Harvey does not seem to mind the play all that much? So maybe Instagram needs to chill, although one comment said it right, "this is too stinking cute!".

Lori Harvey is the cat that swallowed the cream and looks it too. In her latest post, she dubbed herself the goat, and one fan reaffirmed the same, commenting, "Def the goat of this dating sh*t ???".

Others compared her to one of Netflix's most popular series, writing, "Lady f**king Bridgerton. The baddest ???? happy birthday ??"

More positive comments poured in, one fan writing, "The Goat and the Queen ??? a woman who knows her worth ??"...

Well, she certainly is having one of the happiest birthdays ever, no?