Britney Spears Shakes Her Booty to MJ Just Coz 'She's Bored In The House'

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Troubled singer Britney Spears has been on an Instagram roll for a while, and on Wednesday, she posted a video of her shaking her booty and those blonde locks to MJ's songs, because she was "bored in the house".

Amidst rumors of Kevin Federline asking her to quarantine before she could meet her sons, Britney was dancing barefoot, terrified of heels lest her ankle snaps again. She posted yet another video of her walking in the garden in shorts slung so low, they gave her fans the shivers, of the wrong kind...

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Britney Spears and Michael Jackson were no strangers and memorably performed on stage once with Spears acting all flirty and Jackson being, well, Jackson.

So on Wednesday, Britney was bored, so bored that she jigged to MJ's "Dangerous" and captioned the video, "bored in the house ? but I feel so alive listening to MJ ? !!!!! This is a short edit of me dancing. I know you can see my Mary Jane heels laying to the right ….. yes I tried to dance in them but I’m scared my foot will snap again ? ..... maybe next time...". Watch

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When she isn't dancing, to MJ or otherwise, Spears loves to be the flowers and her garden. She has posted about the blooms of her garden many times, often wearing floral themed outfits.

No surprise then that she also posted another video, edited, of course, of her walking in her garden in shorts slung so low, fans were concerned (or waiting to see) if they'd come off! Impressed, Ariana Grande commented on this video of hers, calling Spears, "Queen".

Some fans thought that the only "bloom: she was interested in, was weed.

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And when she is not dancing in the house, or walking outside in her garden, Britney decided to don a blue bikini, as blue as the infinity pool in her house, and do a little poolside dance to cheer her fans up. The jig was short if sweet with Britney's muscled boyfriend, Sam Asghari, making the video.

While many fans found her beautiful and gorgeous etc, one was simply thankful for them reminding him of what day of the week it was.

Quarantine has made everyone loony.

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Britney loves dancing, and dance-walking, and dance-swimming; and now, Noah Cyrus is on Britney's dance playlist as well.

Britney uploaded this video last week, jiving to Noah Cyrus' "July" and proud big sister Miley Cyrus had to comment, "@noahcyrus you made it ?". Britney captioned this video as "One of my favorite things to do is to dance" so a fan took the opportunity to say, "One of my favorite things to do is watch you dance..."

Well, with Britney posting enough posts, quarantine should be a cinch for her fans. Right?